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Final 'The Box' Poster: Less Diaz, More Cyclops and Skeletor

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Looking much like its poster predecessor, which already looked like the From Hell poster, the final The Box one-sheet turned up today on director Richard Kelly's Twitter machine.

If I were less mature, I'd try to make some joke about Cameron Diaz's "box" and the bloody streak down the image's center, but since I'm no longer in junior high, I'll just say "vagina" and "period stains" and let you connect the dots.

  • June 25, 2009
    Exploiting America's eternal love for the simplistic mechanics of Howie Mandel's Pick-a-Box, Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly has made a new film involving idiots pressing a plunger for a million dollars. Similar to the game show in more than just its button pushing, The Box... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2009
    How did this happen? She looks like Ann from Arrested Development as a colorized prison tattoo. New Poster For The Box [Empire]... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2009
    Sometimes the most effective design strategy will be to add Cameron Diaz's head to the From Hell poster. That's one of the first things you learn in art school after pencils and drawing three-dimensional cubes. 'The Box' Poster [[Richard Kelly's]Space]... / Continue →
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