Jul 21 2009'Eagle Path' Promo: Van Damme Wishes He Were as Free as a Certain Bird
TwitchFilm has posted a new promotional trailer for Jean-Claude Van Damme's latest, presumably straight-to-dvd action film, The Eagle Path. In the below embedded video you will find:
- Eagle imagery
- Eagle imagery blatantly, immediately explained.
- Van Damme explaining that he'll protect a woman.
- Van Damme expressing the emotion pictured above.
- Van Damme reiterating he'll protect a woman.
- A man beating Van Damme with a stop sign and a bicycle.
- More eagle imagery.
- 360-degree kick foreshadowing (a group of thugs make the mistake of encircling our hero).
- Van Damme putting together his own A-Team (VD-Team?).
- Van Damme wearing a ridiculous mustached chauffeur disguise.
- Even more eagle imagery.
- Van Damme punching, kicking, and shooting a bunch of dudes (obviously).
- Vague hints at the significance of a particular avian creature.
Enjoy:
Reader Comments
1. Nick - July 21, 2009 5:46 PM
Was that a blood hose hidden in that guy's forehead?
2. mike - July 21, 2009 5:59 PM
note to self, bringing a dude in a wheelchair for backup in a firefight: not good.
3. John - July 21, 2009 7:15 PM
Unless he is in the possession of the dreaded Handicap Gun. (See Robo-Geisha trailer. :D)
4. Why?! - July 21, 2009 9:27 PM
He gave up being in The Expendables for this?!?!
Why does ever word he says sound like he has to struggle to get it out?
5. Timbo - July 22, 2009 12:49 AM
Can someone explain to me why a paraplegic screams when he gets shot in the legs?????
YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR LEGS FUCK MOOK!!!!!! KEEP SHOOTING!
6. Nash - July 22, 2009 3:21 AM
It sounds like all his narative is said while he is pushing out a massive dump!
Dude in the wheel chair fighting in a club/hotel with loads of stairs...FAIL
7. Pat - July 22, 2009 8:34 AM
Great screengrab! Couldn't have chosen better myself!
8. the heat - July 22, 2009 3:19 PM
About a minute in, I thought the plot was going to be that VD plays a paranoid-schizophrenic who beats up random people and stalks women because he's deluded into thinking that he's an action hero.
Too bad; it would have made for a far more engaging movie.
Also, did that trailer just show the whole film?
9. Stud - July 24, 2009 8:06 PM
^Yes, it looks like it did.
Looks better than JCVD. I thought JCVD was pretty friggin' boring.
10. Big Tony - August 3, 2009 2:30 PM
2:29 WTF!!!??? is that gas comming from his forehead??!!