'Dorian Gray' Trailer: Prince Caspian Lays Some Babes

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Ut oh, are painting-based immortals making a run at becoming the new vampires? There's a new trailer for Dorian Gray, starring Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian's Ben Barnes as the perpetually-young protagonist led into a life of hedonism by Colin Firth (who better to mentor sexual exploits than a man whose cinema dating history rivals even Hugh Grant?).

If you aren't familiar with the 1890 novel--because who reads old stuff?--the story details the exploits of young man whose soul is transferred into a portrait of himself, enabling him to keep his looks, though all of his physical aging and moral corruption is transferred into the image. But will the painting take the HPV he gets from sleeping with all these babes? Hopefully. Otherwise that thing is bulllllshit.

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