Jul 10 2009'Brothers' Poster: Time to Learn the Two Extremely Specific Sides of Every Family
There are two sides to every family: the side on which naked Tobey Maguire shuns Natalie Portman's intense back adoration, and the side where Jake Gyllenhaal thinks, "Man, I never get invited to the back-kissin' party. I wonder whose backs-of-heads these are, anyway." If your family is missing one or both of those sides, sorry, but you aren't a real family.
'Brothers' Poster Premiere [Cinematical]
Reader Comments
1. bribios - July 10, 2009 2:04 PM
Gyllenhaal gets the backdoor....nice.
2. jackjack - July 10, 2009 2:23 PM
From what I hear, Jake's been on the receiving end of the backdoor before.
3. TetterkeT - July 10, 2009 2:52 PM
I'll kiss your back IWatchStuff Writer. ;)
4. tom - July 10, 2009 7:06 PM
"Suck my spine, Natalie, behbeh!"
/that is what I might say if I was the off duty Spiderman.
5. forlourned - July 12, 2009 7:51 PM
I'm a thinking that the guy on the right is a flamer jealously looking at the whore moving in on his game. Just look at his eyes! They're wavering btw the jailbait boy and the bitch whore!!!
I've seen the trailer and of course I know who the characters are, but the poster screams raging gayness hate of stolen property!
Also, the movie is a emo thick piece of hate to the men and women of our armed forces. "Of course, everybody comes home as drunk screaming insane nutbags!" whines hollyweird. Proof of that? Look at the line up in 2008 of dozens of FAILed bombs that have already blown up in those producers/actors faces already.
6. jeffg - July 13, 2009 3:47 PM
Didnt these two already share a girlfriend?
This movie is weird.
7. frank - July 15, 2009 6:25 PM
Natalie Portman seems to have been attacked by a Ninja exactly 10 seconds ago. That's how long it takes for someone who has been sliced in half by a sword to start falling apart.
If I were Tobey, I'd feel slightly uncomfortable being naked and having Jake Gyllenhaal standing behind me.
8. cristiano - July 15, 2009 9:34 PM
It's Pearl Harbor II . Seems to be the sequel of Pearl Harbor...it's practically the same movie with other actors...it sucks