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July 26, 2009 - August 1, 2009 Archives

  • July 31, 2009
    Disney Animation has released some concept art for their forthcoming animated project, Rapunzel. Seems like they're going for sort of a "beautiful princess with long hair that may be used to scale castles" thing. Interesting.... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    The first shot of Curb Your Enthusiasm's long-awaited Seinfeld reunion been released by the Home Box Office Television Channel. Furthermore, Larry David talked to press about the scenario's inspiration, and how it will play out: "The context is for years I've been asked about... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But, putting aside my overwhelming fear of this sinister prophecy, I'm glad they used my suggestion of making the title even edgier by reducing it to just the image of a triangle. So edgy. (As the watermark implies, from IGN.)... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    This weekend, treat a lady to dinner, then to one of these new releases. Congratulations: you just went on a "classic date." Funny People Director: Judd Apatow Starring: Adam Sandler, Leslie Mann, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Jason Schwartzman, other amusing humans. Good if you wan... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    Ridley Scott, who parted from the continually-declining Alien franchise after his first installment, is officially returning to direct that prequel people have been talking about. Says Variety: Twentieth Century Fox is resuscitating its "Alien" franchise. The studio has hired ... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    I refuse to believe this is a real movie. This must be another fake-movie-within-the-movie promotion for Funny People, or part of a self-referential 30 Rock episode where Liz encounters Tina Fey, played by Uma Thurman, who is currently shooting this more ridiculous equivalent o... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    Nearly lost among the vast collections of people-you-could-date features, a brief preview of Tim Burton's upcoming MoMa show has turned up on Time Out New York's site. The Nov 22–Apr 26 exhibit is set to feature an amazing collection of Burton's films, early drawings, and produ... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2009
    Well done, sir. Next can we get Ghostbusters 1894? I guess it would just be 30 seconds of a guy flexing and posing with a proton pack. (via Cinematical)... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2009
    Steven Spielberg, director of an episode of Columbo and some other things, might be looking to add yet another project to his ever-growing list of films he'll never complete. Variety is reporting the director--who currently has an Oldboy remake, a film about gravity fields, his... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2009
    Oh, if only to be a child again. Not me as a child--I was an idiot who spent most of his time re-enacting scenes from Ghostbusters--but a child with discerning enough taste to recognize and enjoy that this fall marks a quality family film renaissance. In October comes Spike Jon... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2009
    Empire has the new poster for The Informant, Steven Soderbergh's latest that stars Matty D as a bumbling whistle-blower. I feel like the image is imitating a specific movie poster from decades past, but I don't know what movie that would be, so I'm going to say it's imitating w... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2009
    For their last film, 2008's entertaining if comparatively forgettable Burn After Reading, Joel and Ethan Coen filled the cast with notable talent like John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, Frances McDormand, and two-thirds of People Magazine's sexiest members of Ocean's Eleven. Always... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2009
    Remember Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, the first movie that dared pit the meganess of a shark against the giantude of a octopus against '80s pop star Deborah Gibson? Well, no matter. You really don't need to know much about it to enjoy this clip from the film; only that there ... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2009
    Variety is reporting Charlize Theron's production company (everyone who's everyone has a production company), Denver & Delilah Films, has purchased the film rights to the Christopher Buckley novel Florence of Arabia. Contrary to the title's implication (you'd assume it would b... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2009
    With the "green" campaign going so strong that it's nearly convinced me to stop arbitrarily burning piles of rubber and coal, Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment have decided to cash in on the renewed interest in not completely destroying Earth. The studios have s... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2009
    Bad news, 14-year-old girls: Twilight continuity has been compromised! EW reports Bryce Dallas Howard, Ron Howard's more attractive offspring recently seen in Terminator Salvation, will be joining Eclipse, the third Twilight film, replacing Rachelle Lefevre in the role of Victo... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2009
    With Toy Story and Toy Story 2 returning to screens in Gimmick-Vision Disney Digital 3D for a limited, two week engagement, Pixar has released a brief trailer to remind you that, come October, you can finally see the beloved films as they were never meant to be seen: with depth... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2009
    Will the next shirt this man puts on be whatever shirts valets wear (probably some kind of dress shirt)? So say "various Asian news outlets," all claiming South Korean actor Kwon Sang-woo has been cast as Kato in Michel Gondry and Seth Rogen's The Green Hornet. Kwon is the thi... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2009
    With the addition of a couple ninjas, a lady in a leather catsuit, and some bad guys with metal heads, this seven-minute battle would capture the spirit of G.I. Joe far better than anything I've seen in the trailers for the upcoming film. Just the kind of laser and missile-fill... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2009
    Just when mom started thinking it was OK to use the email just to show relatives photos of her garden, it turns out NO ONE IS SAFE IN CYBERSPACE. Not so long as there are iMurders happening: A mysterious love triangle leads to a tragic shooting. Months later, eight members of ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2009
    The official Fantastic Mr. Fox site has been updated with new production stills and behind-the-scenes photos, revealing some new characters from the film and, more importantly, that Bill Murray's contract still includes the proviso that allows him to pass out anywhere he please... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2009
    If any Blockbusters are still not out of business, it's time for you guys to add a "Live-Action with Talking, CGI Rodents" section. THR is reporting the burgeoning, aggravating genre will be adding another title to its ranks, with The Illusionist writer/director Neil Burger ada... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2009
    Oh, because Rush Hour and X-Men 3 director Brett Ratner was one of the directors commissioned to create an ode to your beloved city? I guess that is a pretty legitimate reason to be miserable. Incidentally, those interested can see this poster in person on the sidewall of any ... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2009
    Ut oh, are painting-based immortals making a run at becoming the new vampires? There's a new trailer for Dorian Gray, starring Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian's Ben Barnes as the perpetually-young protagonist led into a life of hedonism by Colin Firth (who better to mentor... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2009
    Here's last weekend's box office top five. Rattle these numbers off at your next party to show your guests you assign some of your memory to remembering how well The Ugly Truth performed financially. 1. G-Force - $32.2 million. The CGI rodent + speech formula continues to work... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2009
    Hey, you like that Batman movie that was so popular last year? Then you might want to know that, speaking at a Book of Eli panel at Comic Con this weekend, Gary Oldman slipped up/completely made something up and answered a fan's question about a third Batman film. Regarding whe... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2009
    Continuing the recent trend of every action hero looking like Tom Petty/WWE's The Undertaker, here's the new poster for Solomon Kane. It was probably a good idea hiding James Purefoy's face: I now so strongly regard him as "guy in that really obnoxious ad campaign for The Phil... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2009
    The Tron Legacy teaser trailer went online over the weekend, and if you thought seeing a complicated 3-D bike battle was impressive in 1982, wait until you see it in 2009! Far less impressive, actually. I don't know if you've heard, but computer generation is a pretty standard ... / Continue →