Jun 17 2009'Whiteout' Teaser More Exciting Than Whiteout Office Supply
There's either a new teaser for the Kate Beckinsale thriller Whiteout, based on the comic of the same name, or Antarctica's tourism bureau has put together the absolute worst promotional video ever created:
There really should be more tourism videos that brag about lack of formal governments, though. And murder.
Reader Comments
1. nrgspike - June 17, 2009 5:50 PM
Overdue much?! They made this, what 2yrs ago? ...looking pretty good though.
2. Hal - June 17, 2009 6:10 PM
Soooooo... they're fighting vampires right? Or am I confused?
3. jacob(my real name not the queer from twilight) - June 17, 2009 9:40 PM
the narrator sounds like the dude that did the voice overs for trailers in the 70's and 80s. last half of the trailer looks ok i guess. the whole idea is similar to The Thing with Kurt Russel and Wilford Brimley.
4. ash - June 17, 2009 9:44 PM
Might as well be 30 Days of Night, part 2.
30 MORE Days of Night. Hehe.
Looks decent though.
5. frogman - June 17, 2009 11:41 PM
wilfred brimley has diabettuce
6. lanouette - June 18, 2009 2:38 AM
Great teaser! I can't wait to see Alex O'Loughlin in Whiteout!
7. Judy - June 18, 2009 10:24 AM
The graphic novel was interesting. I'm curious as to why this has taken so long to come out.
Why do people assume that it's about vampires? There wasn't anything vampire-y in the trailer.
8. alexm247 - June 18, 2009 4:31 PM
Haha, "This is the FIRST murder.....in ANTARCTICA!!"
You know as soon as the screenwriters broke that concept, they totally high-fived, said, "welp, our work here is done!" and went out for burritos.
9. frank - June 18, 2009 11:26 PM
@ 8: This movie looks more like it came from the aftermath of burritos than the prelude to burritos.
Shit. I mean it looks like shit.
10. Darth - June 21, 2009 3:50 PM
The cold chills are running all over my back! Looking forward!
11. Anti-Hero! - June 30, 2009 3:39 PM
"Thing" knock-off? Please make this movie decent. I need to see Kate's face get ripped off