Jun 25 2009'Spread' Trailer: The Longest Ashton Kutcher Commercial Yet
You know those Nikon commercials where we follow Ashton Kutcher, playing himself, as he parades around in a scarf, enjoying his decadent, model-rich life of asshole hedonism? Here's that as a movie, now with even more unnecessary accessories! (Includes Kutchearrings and Kutchspenders!):
Oh, sorry, guess I was wrong. He totally isn't playing himself. This party boy who leeches from a rich, attractive older woman has a mildly droning, frog-throated voice that's slightly different from what I'm used to hearing announce Punk'dings. My mistake.
Bonus scene:
Reader Comments
1. John - June 25, 2009 6:15 PM
yeaea
2. Dani - June 25, 2009 8:26 PM
What is up with his voice? It sounds painful and makes me want to clear my throat. It may work for Demi, but you are no Demi, Ashton. Ugh.
And i will probably watch this movie. At home though, not in a theater.
3. Matt - June 26, 2009 10:42 AM
Aston Kutcher is a fuckin lame ass faggot boy. Fuck him and this movie.
Peace
4. Matt - June 26, 2009 10:45 AM
Ok...I posted that before I watched the trailer and now I just watched it. Ashton is still a pussy boy. And what the FUCK is the point of this movie? It looks like its gonna be the more boring, tripe, piece of shit in the world.
5. Jeremy - June 26, 2009 12:20 PM
Paul Walker was his vocal coach, I guess. It almost feels like a documentary than a movie because all this stuff looks so real. Who can't relate to freely banging the hottest chicks around?
6. Jake Ryan - June 26, 2009 1:59 PM
What is that accent supposed to be? Thanks for posting the clip. I'm glad to know that there are talentless people like Ashton still out there raking it in while I struggle trying to make a buck in my cubicle.
7. Mike - June 26, 2009 3:01 PM
His named is pronounced: Jerry O'Connell Jr.
Get it right.
8. Anti-Mike - June 26, 2009 4:44 PM
Mike is a fuckin lame ass faggot boy. Fuck him and this movie.
Peace
9. frank - June 28, 2009 9:35 PM
I picture him recording all the voiceovers with an exaggerating sad face.