Jun 18 2009Moving Pictures Opening This Weekend!
Treat yourself to a movie this weekend. You've earned it. Here are some new releases to choose from:
The Proposal
Director: Anne Fletcher
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds
Good if you want to see: Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds play characters pretending to be engaged, when in actuality they are not engaged.
Year One
Director: Harold Ramis
Starring: Jack Black, Michael Cera, cameos
Good if you want to see: a return to late '70s/early '80s, History of the World/Life of Brian/Wholly Moses!-style historical comedy; a preview of how well screenwriters Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg, currently writing Ghostbusters III, work with Egon as a director (Rotten Tomatoes says not well).
Whatever Works
Director: Woody Allen
Starring: Larry David, Evan Rachel Wood
Good if you want to see: Larry David in a Woody Allen movie, which, despite lackluster reviews and an unimpressive trailer, still sounds intriguing to this guy; Woody Allen explore the idea of an older Jewish guy with an attractive young blonde; the source of the thick fog of neuroses that will be drifting through select cities.
Dead Snow
Director: Tommy Wirkola
Starring: Norweigan names, many of which require specialized characters.
Good if you want to see: Nazi snow zombies. Either that sells you or it doesn't, OK?

Reader Comments
1. Nick - June 18, 2009 3:06 PM
I believe you typoed 'Norwegian'.
2. Juanzo - June 19, 2009 12:32 AM
So where can one watch an epic battle involving Nazi Snow Zombies?
3. Rhialto - June 21, 2009 4:29 PM
The more crisis the better the movie industry is doing.Good entertainment is a good laugh or cry.