Jun 25 2009Michael Jackson Dies at 50

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As I'm sure you've seen all over your websites and your Facebooks and your Twitters already, Michael Jackson, America's strange Princess Di, has died of cardiac arrest at age 50. I'll assume you know who Michael Jackson is and why this is really crazy to hear, so let's get on with celebrating his scarce film and television appearances with some clips:


Captain Eo: Remember how scary it was how that lady had those long nails coming at you in 3D? Thank god M.J. was there to save us.

Ghosts: Jackson's Eddie Murphy-like turn at playing multiple roles thanks to makeup effects. Perhaps his playing several ghouls is too relevant for right now.

Men in Black II: Remember?

Moonwalker: The first film to connect mob life and sliding your feet backwards as a dance.

The Simpsons: If only everyone were named Lisa, this song would be he new "Happy Birthday to You."

Ben: Michael Jackson as singing voice of boy with a rat best friend:

The Wiz: Michael Jackson as scarecrow.

Reader Comments

Not confirmed yet.

holy moly.

Great entertainer........disgusting individual.

http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

confirmed now

I think it's safe to say that he touched all of us as children, in his own way.

...too soon?

In all sincerity, he will be missed. great performer, amazing musician. sure, he made poor decisions and led a strange lifestyle, but he was still the king of pop. rest in peace, buddy

Officially confirmed by the LA coroner.
No matter what mistakes he made in his life, he was a talented artist.
I feel for his family and for his children.
R.I.P Michael

Yeah the status updates on Facebook are getting really annoying. Humanity has gotten weirdly predictable.

Don't care, don't care, don't care, OH SO DON'T CARE!

Fucking hell. I wouldn't want to believe it, but it's real. Grew up with his music. He'll be missed as long as I live.

Rest in peace, legend.

I was never a fan of his music, and really I am not too affected, but honestly - bashers who are all "LOL HE IS DEAD MY FUTURE CHILDREN ARE SAFE" should just shaddap. Joking about someones death is horrible.

my first concert was of this guy. and the only musician i listen to that i also liked when i was a kid.

Rest In Peace MJ

Victor youre an ass.. you made me laugh and feel bad all in one joke.

@8 Sure is a lot of edgy faggot in here. If you don't care then why do you post?

Moonwalker is fucking EXTREME

8: Stop being such a fucking attention whore. If you truly didn't care you wouldn't have bothered posting.

The King is Dead. Long Live the King.

Jeez, two celebrities in one day. Talk about a double whammy. Like many, I grew up hearing his music, and despite all the tabloid farce, he was a helluva performer and entertainer. God Bless King Michael, you'll be missed.

OMG...I just found a detailed report of what happened at www.dailypennies.com/mjackson.htm

Crazy stuff man.

The passing of Michael Jackson is like a star being plucked from the sky. The sky becomes a little dimmer.

@16

prince.... priiiiince

FARAH FAWCETT GETS TO HEAVEN AND IS GRANTED ONE WISH

"TO PROTECT ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD"

it wasnt a heart attack

it was food poisoning


...he ate a 10 year old weiner

you left out "the wiz"!!! you can't win child!

He touched so many people.... so many young people.

OMG, lol y'all are TERRIBLE!

Now I am going to hell for laughing.

Joking about is death is not cool, ever heard the expression what goes around comes around, any way don't think you can live it easy you bunch of fucking fruit who making fun of him. R.I.P M.J you will be missing and may GOD bless your kid and your family for going through this difficult time. I know he is in a better place now.

worshiping a pedophile raper aint cool either!!..

the world shouldve cried for those kids as well!!...
24: hahah you killed me with that comment

and 22: geez im at work laughing out loud cuz of you! ahhaha

i know, laughing of a dead person is bad, but isnt raping kids bad too??.. no one seemed to care!!...

sheeps sheeps beeehhh beeehhh!!! lots of faces in the crowd lately huuuhhh??

@Mari: I may just be playing devil's advocate here, but wasn't he cleared of all charges in a court of law? If that's not enough to clear a man's name, then what is? How would you like it if someone falsely accused you of rape, you fought to clear a conviction, but everybody still thought you were a rapist for the rest of your life? Kind of defeats the idea of "innocent until proven guilty" doesn't it?

28: I think we all know that lots of money contributed in the clearing of charges...

maybe we dont have a proof about the raped kids,,, well only the fact that kids told their parents and then he went to court,, but thats not enough right?? i mean, after all, those poor kids are liars!!,,, we all know kids love making up stories about guys raping them...

And didnt we all see that infamous video of michael carrying his kid on the balcony of his house??,, oh yeah that is also not enough source to know that the man wasnt exactly nice with kids...

Also, who in the world makes an amusement park, where kids can sleep over, withouth their parents, and only Michael there sleeping in the same house as them??
I would never let my kids sleep over an unknown person's house though, the fact that uve seen him on TV doesnt mean u actually know him...

im not happy that he died, but im also not sad, its not like i knew the guy! he didnt make a difference in my life either!!.. I am sad for the kids though..

LMAO @ Mari. When did he get accused of Rape?

In 1993 child sexual abuse accusations against Michael Jackson were brought up

because the father of the kid was jealous of Michael because he was very close to

the "FAMILY". The father just wanted money. when the father was asked how this would

affect his son, he said, "That's irrelevant to me...It will be a massacre if I don't

get what I want. It's going to be bigger than all us put together...This man

[Jackson] is going to be humiliated beyond belief...He will not sell one more

record"

On August 18, the Los Angeles Police Department's Sexually Exploited Child Unit

began a criminal investigation into Jackson. The same day, Jordan Chandler's mother

told police that she did not believe Jackson had molested her son.On August 21, a

search warrant was issued, allowing police to search Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

Police questioned 30 children who were friends of Jackson, with all denying that the

singer was a child molester.A police officer involved in the investigation told The

Los Angeles Times that no evidence (medical, photographic or video) could be found

that would support a criminal filing


California v. Michael Joseph Jackson was a 2005 child sexual abuse trial. The boy

was 13 years old at the time of the alleged crimes.

The boy and Jackson testified that they had slept in the same room, but not in the

same bed. They also agreed that each had offered to sleep on the floor and let the

other have the bed. Jackson stated in a documentary that many children, including

Macaulay Culkin, his younger brother Kieran, and his sisters had slept in Jackson's

bed; all said that nothing inappropriate occurred.

Responding to criticisms of the broadcast, Santa Barbara County District Attorney

Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. stated that, under California law, the distinction was

irrelevant. An adult sleeping in the same bed as a child is not a criminal offense,

unless "affirmative, offensive conduct" occurs.

Were the fuck in any of that do you find rape. I'm not saying he wasn't REALLY WEIRD

but I believe he didn't molest the children. He was just stupid for thinking

everyone should understand his humble and innocent private practices.

Mari did you get touch when you were little? If so, take it on on that person and if

they are dead already go piss on there grave weekly and watch the movie Hardy Candy

over and over again that may help you feel better :)

no dont worry i didnt get touched when i was little... thanks for worrying though...
did ur parents love you??.. if they did, they probably wouldnt have raised you to be such an ass!!:. (hey u mess with me i mess with you)
Im just writtin my oppinion here, and neither you nor i know what really happened... Its sad that u know so much, and that u actually spend ur time explaining something that u dont even know for sure, i bet michael wouldve liked meeting you!!.. Go defend people that u know!!:. dont defend a dead person over someone posting their opinion on a blog!!:. bad luck that no matter what u do, nothings gonna bring him back, nor change my mind...

Seriously go take care of ur own life, not of a dead's persons life,, wait, how can i call that?,, not life for sure!!...

If u cant stand reading people's opinion then dont come into a public blog "P-U-B-L-I-C" get that?? it means that ppl can post their opinions in a free way... or just dont read it!!:. now go, dress up as michael, do a little moon walk, and try to sing like him, maybe that will make ur day! :D... gooo gooo... under ur MJ blankets, with ur MJ pillow, and ur MJ dildo...

WHERE THE FUCK IS FREE WILLY????

Wagner - the man - wasn't a nice chap'.
Lovecraft - the man - wasn't all bells and whistles.

Both created some of the best music/stories ever... from my point of view.
There is the man (private), there is the artist (public).

I personnaly wasn't keen on MJ - the man - even during my teen years (always preferred Prince), but i have to admit that the artist was the best entertainer of the 80/early 90's era and one of the best musicians in the mainstream ($$$) arena.

Blame him if you want, he REALLY does not care anymore - but do not forget the Jacksons Family, the management, the court of the "King", Their responsability in what happened.

Even in death people still have bad things to say. Cant we accept and move on he lived his life not pleasing to most of us, but it was his life and his journey now it's over let him go and rest in peace.

i was stunned to find out about MJ... he was still relatively young

damn!

he'll be missed

http://trev-j.mybrute.com

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