Jun 30 2009Madness From Japan: 'RoboGeisha'

WTF?!?!?!

"So many American films that include building destruction forget that detail, and the film suffers."

:D roflmao :D

There was enough insane shit going on in there, that it's not even worth it to question the specifics. I just want to know what the fuck was up with the narrator.

We need to know what kool aid those japs are drinking cause we need to give our "directors" over here some. Could you imagine how Transformers 2 would have been if it was even 1/10th as cool as this? All I can say is Megan Fox squirting acid out of her boobs.

It
just
blew
my
mind

wanna
see
it
on
theather

in
France

aaaaaaaargh!

My butt made a fist when I saw the kitana sodomy.

All i can say about that is Ass Sword Fighting.

H... how do they fit that all into one movie? The crazy per second must be over 9000!

This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen.

what
is
this
i
don't
even

FRIED SHRIMP

I want to see this movie so bad.

That was just..... No words.

Haha. Geisha Transform and Fried Shrimp were the best.

Booooring. I'm not going to see it as there's no Geisha nuclear bomb. I'll hold out for the sequel.

omg @3:20

that is hot

Bring in the femboooooooots!

lol @ geisha transform ahahaah

and the shrimp and the milk!

anybody else notice that the theme is a rip off of live and let die...

I need to see this. Preferably baked off my ass.

All I can think of is why she is wearing a red mask with a long nose while inside the robot geisha body. Everything else has been called attention to, yet that is so nonchalantly just... there.

this is so much better than Transformer 2..

Really? No one's going to say anything about the anal / vaginal blood spewing? Geesh, and I thought this was a classy website.

I see this a being the next "Apocalypse Now"" or "Schindler's List". A real turning point in modern cinema. The movie epochs will be defined as "Pre-Robo Geisha" and "Post Robo-Geisha"... That is, if they decide to even MAKE movies any more after this. I mean really - What would be the point. It would be like following The Rolling Stones, you'll just pale in comparison.

Now - who's got a piece of gum for Uncle Walt? I need to take the taste of hooker spit out of my mouth...

I'd better not know what the budget was.But it's allright to me.

@ Ptentacle: I was waiting for someone to say something.

OMG!!! That looks....AMAZING! This is like Zombie Nazis in the Snow...except over 9000 times better.

Bring in the fembots??????
http://www.sonfilmizle.com

As with most Japanese exploitation flicks, there was a point around the middle where I thought, "Wow, this is so hirariousry ridiculous, I could actually imagine watching it, as long as I'm drunk and with friends." And then about a second later I thought, "Haha, what the fuck was I thinking, I would sooner lose a finger than watch this."

Hirariously, indeed.

"Geisha Transform" O_O

FDLMAO

A geisha, cruisin' the freeway, with _TANK TREADS_ ... sheer AWESOME.

...until I saw the bleeding buttwhole... 'cause, um... EWW.

@20, exactly what I was thinking.

This Movie has all the elements needed for a Academy Award we are talking robot geisha's katana's coming out of asses, geisha/tank transformations weird creepy slightly pervy Japanese narrator what more can you ask for its Awesome-ness waiting to happen

What the what now?

Machine Girl was nuts. Tokyo Gore Police was insane. This movie looks more over the top than both of those combined, and that's saying a lot! Need I remind anyone of the guy who propels himself around the room by spraying blood out of his leg stumps in Tokyo Gore Police?

2:20 is pure class

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

aahhaha
fried shrimp??
tengu milk!

plus, the music sounded like a tom gunn (ELP) rip-off

comments 8, 10 and 29:

shhh!

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS
LMAOOOOOOOO.

Please keep finding these movies. I want to watch the whole thing.

So why were the buildings bleeding? crazy...

Reminds me of a terrible B movie, the Toxic Avenger, only with a lot more interesting crap.

That Twitch site is trying way to hard to bring in garbage films into the light, but I guess someone had to. Anyway Fuck Twitch for trying! thanks.

I like my fried shrimp served with tengu milk.

Fried Shrimp.

I like how when she cruises the freeway she has to play the mandolin to propel herself.

Is this a sushi bar ad, black lemon adaptation to movie or japanese water polution warning ? Or all the 3 ?

Pretty much like a Hentai version of Team Fortress with the theme performed by the local church keyboard player. Must see the Heavy.

Watch and learn Hollywood...

that was fucking extreme

@44 How can you say that about The Toxic Avenger, the best superhero to come out of New Jersey? If anything the first movie in that series was the best, and then it got progressively worse.

Fried Shrimp, LOL... this looks epic to the power of rad times awesome squared.

2:18, fantastic

this may be the single most successful thread ever on I Watch Stuff.

moar of this plox

Oh.
My.
Freaking.
God.

That was the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. It makes me want to see this movie, except I would piss myself and spew pop all over the people in front of me.

I especially liked "Hip Katana", "Geisha Transform", "Tengu Milk", and, the best of them all, "Fried Shrimp."

Oo....isnt that just "Geisha arobics"....or..wait..is the Geisha Army doing Geisha Arobics?..and where are the Geisha "fan-darts"..ooh better yet..Geisha fan shrimp(fried not puffed)

..what the hell was 3:20???...Geisha deflowerment?...Geisha hemorrhoids?..a live action of any hentai animation with ninjas?

sigh...Acording to this katanas can be pl;aced in anything, of any size...(What?..you got me a milkshake?...Nooooo *runs away*)

I have a nine-month old son, and what I found in his diaper this morning was a more cogently delivered cinematic experience than this trailer.

Hip Katana?

This is why Japanese and or oriental cinema is fucked up. Like come on, what the hell was that! That was the worst damn thing I have seen since Mortal Combat 2. I am going come out and go on to say that there is zero talent in oriental styled cinema on a director, production and writer level. To name a few things wrong with that type of cinema (1) zero believability, bad wire-fu, demons with tentacles, psycho geisha warriors, some horror. Yes there is some stuff that I do enjoy, but that is shadowed by the mountain of freaking crap that is produced.

omg i never seen something so stupid in my life:)

mmm...shrimp.

i want to see that

Ptentacle: comment #6 ?

now i know i can die

did they legalize drugs in japan or something? or was this movie envisioned by a heavily-medicated someone in a padded cell?

Did anyone find it weird when the building where squirting blood o.O