'G.I. Joe' Poster: Could We Switch the Head on That Butt?

June 15, 2009 Comments

Left: old poster with windswept, monstrous face. Right: new poster with sneering, human face.

Winner: Adobe Photoshop digital manipulation software.

Full new poster below the cut.

I'm still confused by how this film has managed to make ninjas and lady-butts so faintly appealing.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Poster! [Superhero Hype]

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