Jun 11 2009Ashton Kutcher's 'Spread' Poster/Newport Ad
It's always good when a poster makes you want to hold someone's head in a microwave and, to horror of the model-esque guests of the digital camera party, watch their arrogant sneer literally melt off their face.

Reader Comments
1. Pat - June 11, 2009 4:01 PM
I think Aston stole those glasses off Tom Cruise in "Risky Business."
2. Mick - June 11, 2009 4:02 PM
barf
3. James Howlett III - June 11, 2009 4:30 PM
So is this a movie about a youngish man prostituting himself throughout LA? Is this a biography?
4. Hal - June 11, 2009 5:56 PM
Ashton loves you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssss much!
5. Korri - June 11, 2009 7:15 PM
Is anyone else wondering where the water is coming from that is splashing down on him coming from?
6. suicide - June 11, 2009 7:34 PM
nice photoshop on his hairline, less he had some work done
http://www.hairsite.com/hair-loss/img/uploaded/1159_image3.jpg
7. jimbo - June 12, 2009 11:38 AM
Did they use this same slogan for 2008 season of Weeds?
8. GLADIATOR - June 12, 2009 1:57 PM
Is Aston Kutcher trying to pretend he is Michael Phelps? FAIL!
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9. Darth - June 12, 2009 5:00 PM
I don't see a cellphone within his reach.Is this really Ashton Kutcher?
10. Rhialto - June 12, 2009 5:07 PM
The title is a bit curious.What's Anne Heche's role in the movie?
11. Mike - June 13, 2009 8:39 PM
reminds me of the poster for the business (danny dyer movie)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Businessthe.jpg
only with a bigger twat on the front cover
12. frank - June 14, 2009 12:18 PM
The goatse parody is inevitable.
13. Fobert - June 21, 2009 5:46 PM
Ashton is fromCedar Rapids Iowa(I think}!! Great state(next to CA.} Cant wait to see the movie.
14. T.Fobert - June 21, 2009 5:47 PM
Ashton is from Cedar Rapids Iowa(I think}!! Great state(next to CA.} Cant wait to see the movie.
15. Jet - August 17, 2009 9:34 AM
Ummmm.... cool line, but it was used to promote last season of Weeds on Showtime. Nothing feels unique about this poster. Hope the movie's good though.