May 29 2009'Toy Story 3' Teaser: Living Toys Have Returned
In a futile attempt to keep up with the Shrekses, Pixar will be releasing Toy Story 3 in theaters June 18, 2010, and, now attached to Up, there's the following teaser trailer for the sequel. Keep the dream alive that sentient playthings are conspiring behind your back:
Man, I hope Woody and Female Woody don't have wooden children now, because I don't know how that would work.
Reader Comments
1. Delgo - May 29, 2009 11:29 AM
I saw UP today.
You're probably stuck at work.
w/e, @ least you have a job.
2. Sithlord - May 29, 2009 11:44 AM
you saw Up! while i'm stuck at work.
you sir suck! while i f*ck the frontdesk clerk.
HAha...HAha....HAha......HAha.......
3. poopface - May 29, 2009 11:44 AM
Jim Varney is dead.
4. CrackedPepper - May 29, 2009 11:51 AM
heh, that's exactly what I thought when I saw the SlinkyDog
5. Nick - May 29, 2009 11:58 AM
Let's hope this one holds up better than the Shrek sequels.
6. bonkbonk - May 29, 2009 12:58 PM
The second one was better than the first. And it's Pixar. So I'm not worried.
7. Hairyman - May 29, 2009 1:55 PM
Shrek 2 was good, it was the 3rd that sucked.
8. Nick - May 29, 2009 2:03 PM
I was more referring to the third one, actually. I haven't seen the whole thing, but what I saw did, indeed, suck. Dreamworks has this problem where they make good animated movies and then RUN THEM THE FUCK INTO THE GROUND.
9. K - May 29, 2009 6:27 PM
So, the kid, "Andy" I think, should be in college by now?
10. Peanut - May 30, 2009 1:53 AM
I liked the Animal Farm reference.
11. willwill - May 30, 2009 4:16 AM
yay. YAY. YAAAAAAAY!
TOY STORY!!!
YAAAAAAY!
No sarcasm here, serious. I freakin love toy story. I'm officially so excited that I will continue to crap my pants until I have seen it, and then I shall continue for a further few years.
12. jason G - May 30, 2009 12:19 PM
Dreamworks has this problem where they make good animated movies and then RUN THEM THE FUCK INTO THE GROUND.
yeah, thank goodness Disney never does that.
13. Terry_Jim - May 31, 2009 1:15 AM
It isn't Dreamworks, it's Mike Myers.
He runs everything into the ground, sometimes in the sequel, like Shrek 3
some times in the original , like Love Guru.
Pixar has more then one SNL comedian to draw on for the Toy Story franchise,
14. JuliaJolie - May 31, 2009 2:33 PM
I get that it was a joke, but female woody ended up fucking buzz, not woody. The two woodies were more like siblings. So ew.
15. me - June 1, 2009 4:21 AM
Woody & Jessie cold never have kids...
what happens when you rub 2 sticks hard and long together?
16. Bladedemon04 - June 2, 2009 6:24 AM
I don't care that I hate sequels and cash-ins, this is gonna be great!
17. lulu - June 4, 2009 12:03 PM
AWWW JIM VARNEY, i loved him. :'(
this 3d sh*t is gonna kick a$$!
18. Bobeyo - June 4, 2009 12:42 PM
@11: I'm right up there with you, pal. No sarcasm here either.
Also... LEGO IN TOY STORY AT LONG LAST!!!!!!
I want to see an official LEGO minifig character! He'd be my new favorite. And he'd BETTER have the classic smiley head too.
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20. adjustable beds - January 27, 2010 5:14 AM
Yeah I agree that he runs everything into the ground, sometimes in the sequel, like Shrek 3
some times in the original , like Love Guru also.