The Nicolas Cage Version of 'Bad Lieutenant' Has a Trailer, Favorite Crack Pipe
Calling this Werner Herzog-directed Bad Lieutenant a "remake" of the 1992 Abel Ferrara, Harvey Keitel-starring film isn't an entirely accurate description of what you're going to see in this trailer. This is more like someone dug up a lost promo for an "edgy" USA original series that stars Nicolas Cage as "a cop who breaks ALL the rules" and Val Kilmer as his straight-laced bayou partner, and is a terrible show that needs to be canceled:
"There aren't iguanas on that table, silly! Now I'll just get back to work and ignore that you said such a crazy thing, because that's just one of your ridiculous character quirks that's going to make this show the next Monk."
With Ghost Rider already under their collective belt, Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes are now the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan equivalent for awful movies.

