May 22 2009'Surrogates' Trailer: 'Minority Report' with Androids
If Bruce Willis lived in a future where humans experience their lives by proxy through surrogates--androids that let you become "anyone you want to be"--who would Bruce Willis choose to be?
a. Brad Pitt.
b. Christian Bale.
c. Ashton Kutcher.
d. Himself with Craig Kilborn's hair.
Answer in this trailer for Surrogates:
Finally, a life where I can jump off balconies and hook up with club skanks without the threat of viral infections. It's about time, science.
Reader Comments
1. Nick - May 22, 2009 1:00 PM
Craig Kilborn's hair! I knew I recognized that rug.
This movie is basically Minority Report with Terminators and Bruce Willis instead of Tom Cruise. That sounds like it'd be much better than Minority Report until you remember that this isn't directed by Steven Spielberg. No, this is directed by the director of Terminator 3.
2. TetterkeT - May 22, 2009 1:39 PM
I think someone needs to inform Paris Hilton that she is not in fact a surrogate.
3. Elmo - May 22, 2009 1:59 PM
more like.. Fifth Element hair?
4. sam - May 22, 2009 2:00 PM
"Without any risk or danger to yourself." that's right, motherfucker! because jumping off a balcony as an android ONTO INNOCENT PEOPLE ON THE DANCE FLOOR BELOW is safe for YOU, you douchebag. so they finally figured a way to combine the arrogance of being Bruce Willis with Craig Kilborn's hair into a full-length feature motion picture? hopefully this goes down well for everyone involved and Bruce Willis doesn't have to go kick some ass.
5. Well Thats Nice - May 22, 2009 3:02 PM
@ 4, the innocent people on the dance floor below are also surrogates, thats the point of the movie. Everyone is using the tech to not worry about the ramifications of their actions.
6. TetterkeT - May 22, 2009 3:08 PM
I hope the surrogates can simulate defecation because I want to use mine to take a shit on my bosses desk.
7. sam - May 22, 2009 3:21 PM
@5. everyone? sorry. (well, i'm not sorry. Bruce Willis should be sorry.)
so the world becomes this giant Point Break mosh pit now that everyone's at home sleeping?
i still can't see how any of this can go wrong.
8. music video lyrics - May 22, 2009 3:41 PM
thanxx cool trailer
9. sam's mom - May 22, 2009 4:06 PM
sam, get smart or stay off the internet, you dumb fuck
10. sam's grandma - May 22, 2009 4:14 PM
Be nice to your son, cunt.
11. neo - May 22, 2009 7:15 PM
Your mind makes it real. If you die in the Matrix, you die in real life.
12. sam - May 23, 2009 12:47 AM
thanks, grandma!
who woulda thought i'd get beaten up on a Bruce Willis straight-to-video flick? damn.
13. Leo - May 23, 2009 1:55 PM
gotta watch it....
BEER fails to show us how women really look like
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-390
14. sully - May 24, 2009 7:42 PM
@11
I didn't know all movies went by Matrix rules.
@3
did you even see the fifth element?
15. che-che - May 26, 2009 12:11 PM
well when i saw the hair, all i could think of was gary oldmans hair in the fifth element. hahaaaa! bruce willis is so handsome with hair.
16. Darth - May 26, 2009 3:29 PM
Is there maybe a role for me in the movie? I like to play somebody with lots of hair!
17. Galtacticus - May 26, 2009 3:31 PM
The person on the pic looks a lot like Rhialto!
18. Rhialto - May 26, 2009 3:34 PM
Boo!
19. frank - May 29, 2009 1:22 AM
This looks more like I, Robot without the Artificial Intelligence, and with better looking robots. Which is to say, still pretty bad.
The disparate visual style in the trailer is kind of jarring. The scenes out on the street could be a tv dramedy, and the interior scenes of the robot factory and labs look like they're from a different movie.
I dunno. The premise is kind of intriguing.