May 15 2009'Sorority Row' Poster: Death by This MURDER IRON
Remember Sorority Row, the movie where some girls play a prank on a guy, pretending he manslaughtered their sorority sister, he sensibly stabs the pseudo-corpse with a tire iron to chop up the body, she then actually dies, and then the movie becomes I Seriously Still Know What You Did Last Summer? (Trailer, if you need a refresher.) Welp, here's the poster, featuring a hand brandishing a four-way MURDER IRON: one part harpoon, one part glaive, one part undetermined weapon extending past the poster's edge, and, best of all, your classic spoon-type tire iron end. Just in case, you know? What if your tire goes flat? Even if you're driving to murder someone, you still might need something to pry with. That's smart ludicrous weapon design.
The Teaser Poster for Sorority Row [Shock Till You Drop]
Reader Comments
1. Nick - May 15, 2009 11:17 AM
That thing looks ludicrously impractical. You'd probably do more damage to yourself attempting to wield it than the person you were attacking.
2. Sithlord - May 15, 2009 11:32 AM
movie looks stupid.
It's not going to be the victim. It's probably going to be someone close to the victim that saw the whole thing happen and is seeking revenge on the ones who did it.
Probably a sister or something.
3. Nero - May 15, 2009 5:44 PM
I know what you did last summer. . .
4. Darth - May 15, 2009 5:47 PM
Boo! Haven't seen a tool like this before.
5. synergy - May 19, 2009 10:09 AM
Hmmm, this seems completely original and not at all stupid.
6. debt relief - June 1, 2009 3:30 PM
I guess i have to see it because stoopid Audrina is in it. Looks kinda hot