'Sorority Row' Poster: Death by This MURDER IRON
Remember Sorority Row, the movie where some girls play a prank on a guy, pretending he manslaughtered their sorority sister, he sensibly stabs the pseudo-corpse with a tire iron to chop up the body, she then actually dies, and then the movie becomes I Seriously Still Know What You Did Last Summer? (Trailer, if you need a refresher.) Welp, here's the poster, featuring a hand brandishing a four-way MURDER IRON: one part harpoon, one part glaive, one part undetermined weapon extending past the poster's edge, and, best of all, your classic spoon-type tire iron end. Just in case, you know? What if your tire goes flat? Even if you're driving to murder someone, you still might need something to pry with. That's smart ludicrous weapon design.
The Teaser Poster for Sorority Row [Shock Till You Drop]