May 1 2009'Mysteries of Pittsburgh' Poster: "Alright, for This Shot, Everyone Just Look at Something"

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The biggest mystery for me is how and why a poster would be trying so hard to be the VHS box art of a hypothetical 1985 Keifer Sutherland/Britney Spears/Conan O'Brien love-triangle drama. I guess sometimes life leads you in the most mysterious places, you know?

The Mysteries of Pittsburgh Poster [IMPA]

Reader Comments

That's actually the best description of that cover possible.

This is at least the fourth movie in which Peter Sarsgaard has played a bisexual.

I'm not insinuating anything. I'm just saying.

AHAHAHAHAHA. YOU NAILED IT. HYSTERICAL.

LOL! Nailed it!

Just looking at that crappy poster and cast I KNOW they will ruin that book. Hollywood SUCKS ASS! Go back to making asinine movies about mall cops and chihuahuas and leave the literature alone.

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