May 1 2009'Mysteries of Pittsburgh' Poster: "Alright, for This Shot, Everyone Just Look at Something"
The biggest mystery for me is how and why a poster would be trying so hard to be the VHS box art of a hypothetical 1985 Keifer Sutherland/Britney Spears/Conan O'Brien love-triangle drama. I guess sometimes life leads you in the most mysterious places, you know?

Reader Comments
1. Nick - May 1, 2009 12:38 PM
That's actually the best description of that cover possible.
2. mtk - May 1, 2009 1:17 PM
This is at least the fourth movie in which Peter Sarsgaard has played a bisexual.
I'm not insinuating anything. I'm just saying.
3. lizzy - May 1, 2009 3:59 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA. YOU NAILED IT. HYSTERICAL.
4. killswitch - May 1, 2009 7:33 PM
LOL! Nailed it!
5. NO!!!!!!! - May 3, 2009 4:03 AM
Just looking at that crappy poster and cast I KNOW they will ruin that book. Hollywood SUCKS ASS! Go back to making asinine movies about mall cops and chihuahuas and leave the literature alone.