May 1 2009K'BOOOOSH!!: 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' Trailer

I am a useless turd.

I really hoped things would improve after the first film, but this trailer shows things may have actually taken a step back. Bumblebee in the first few seconds of this trailer is horrible. It's even worse when he cries and wipes his own snot in the ShoWest footage. It pains me to even think about not wanting to see this.

Shia LaDouche is the worst comic relief side-kick [even in a leading role] in an action movie ever. Michael Bay sucks enough on his own, adding Sheea and robot cars that sing oldies compounds the suckitude. Oh, and the robots with New York, Jewish accicents and Harvey Firestein humor. The robots are fucking hideous. Ohh, the robots built the pyramids now? Please, Please bomb and end this retarded franchise.

Mr. Bay, I am disappoint.

More like Michael GAY.

I also heared one of those robot meteors crashes in a museum and the robot has brain damage and disguises himself as a t-rex and calls himself Grimlock..

Then i woke up and i realized Bay is to much of a cock to do something cool like that.

Let me guess...this time around, TRANSFORMERS will be rife with racist overtones and overt product placement? No? Funny, cause the first one didn't have that at all...

Maybe I saw a different trailer than the rest of you weirdos! The Transformer genre, based on a cartoon and toy franchise, is not meant to be Lord of the Rings material. These movies are meant to be popcorn action flicks and they do a pretty damn good job of being just that. If you don't want to see the movie that is fine, it will make it easier for me to get into the theater to enjoy it. The preview looks pretty cool to me.

i agree with crazygeek. Michael Bay wasn't signed on to make Citizen Kane. Actually I'm glad that he's making these films. I want to sit down and watch some shit blow up see some megan fox ass.

wtf is your guys problem. that looked bad ass. go watch The Notebook or friggin Ya Ya Sisterhood you pansies.

The Decepticons hate our freedom.

I agree with the above three posters. My only problem is that John Turturro's character is still there. He was absolutely the most terrible part about the first one.

for fucks sake, can michael bay have atleast one shot in any of his films that isnt sideways panning? do you really need to do an epic sweep with the camera to demonstrate "first day of college?"

I don't know, this looks like exactly what I want out of my Transformers movie, giant robots kicking ass. I know Michael Bay generally sucks at life, but he did manage to make a Transformers movie, and it didn't actually suck (7.4 avg on imdb)..think about that for a minute, haters.

I cannot believe how many people are talking crap. Do they not realize that this movie is an action movie based on fictional toy based characters? This movie looks fun and exactly what I would like to see out of a movie like this.

Yup, first one was a good ride and so will the second be. At least they didnt trash this move like most of the rest of my childhood memories! It may not be as awesome as a Nick Cage movie or the Notebook but I wont be downloading this until its availible on Blu - Ray for free ;) At least Ill be springing for a ticket and popcorn!

FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!! GOD ROBOTS!!! FUYCK YEAH!! acting....eh. ROBOT ACTION YES!!!!!!

I think the people that take issue with the first film have a point. I did not care for the first film at all. It didn't seem to take anything seriously. Just moving from one CG heavy scene to the next with the story loosely woven in between and enough product placement to classify it as a GM infomercial. I agree with Nick, John Turturro's character brought the whole movie down. I know that this is supposed to be some mindless summer action and its great to see the transformers back on the big screen (citing the animated version in the 80's). I just think we deserve a better story with Decepticons that are actually diabolical and somewhat intelligent vs. the "I am megatron" followed by smashing and blowing things up in the final act of the first film. Yeah I'm over thinking it... whatever, heres hoping the second is better than the first.

The first film was perfectly entertaining. Yes, they could have lost the Turturro character -- he's a great actor but what slapstick comedy did his character wander in from? -- and they might have spent more time showing robots fighting each other but overall I felt it was $12 well spent. When I watch this trailer the part that worries me is Megan Fox. I thought the romance was the weakest element of the first film and it worries me that they're trying to make her role even more prominent just because she's become the new "it" girl.

i think it looks pretty epic

#19 and other people dissing the movies:

Do you realize that if they had made a more "serious", "in-dept", "history of" Transformers movie, that it would:

a) have not been as well-funded as this movie (which was obvious blockbuster gold), so there would have been less "kick-ass" action and disappointing-looking robots.
b) it probably wouldn't have gotten a wide-release, therefore dooming it to mostly straight-to-dvd sales
c) it would have been mostly fanboys seeing the movie, honestly. i loved watching the cartoons as a kid, but as a female i wouldn't have wanted to see a live-action Transformers movie unless it had more going on than "the origins of" and other fanboy shit. I like that there's something for everyone, and it makes it cool and marketable for the next generations to watch (you know, the poor unfortunate souls that didn't grow up with the original cartoons and probably never heard of Transformers).

I like that part when transformer sucks in the sand.... looks pretty cool
Interesting what that transformer transfers into, probably vacuum.

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You guys are prententious assholes. This looks awesome, yet again.

Go watch shitty dramas if you want infinite character development.

Hello all you studio plants above. Jazz to moonbase 2, Jazz to moonbase 2, this looks even shitter than the first.

@24: That's Devastator, he's made from either 6 or 7 other Transformers-Decepticon Constructicons.

This movie is going to rock. Period.

To all you haters: if you don't like it, don't watch it.

I enjoyed the first one (ONCE), but that's a surprising aberration for a M. Bay movie. Like Armageddon. Lots of screaming and flying through the air for little reason. "Did the fat guy get killed? Did the fat guy have a name?"

This looks like it might be too "sequelly".
It has all your favorite characters doing more stuff! Something to look at!

I'll watch it though. I have to know why Bumblebee isn't talking normally, since he could at the end of the first movie. The explanation must be something deep, something more than meets the eye.

@8 - I noticed the racism stuff. It was unsettling. I guess product placement saves money in case the world suddenly notices that Michael Bay is actually a red warning flag on movie quality.

"The robots are f**king hideous"... wow, lame statement. I can't believe there are people who would totally dog on this movie. It's FREAKING GIANT ROBOTS!! I'm pretty sure that you ask anyone that knows anything about big names in the industry, "hey, we're making a movie about giant CG robots, who should we get to helm this sucker?" and 100% of the people are going to say "get Spielberg to produce and get friggin' Michael Bay in here because that sounds to me like you're going to need some stuff blown up, and he's all about that." Next thought is that LaBeouf isn't that bad of an actor and I'll tell you why; SPIELBERG KEEPS ALLOWING HIM TO BE CAST IN HIS MOVIES! Why would one of the greatest directors/producers of all-time allow someone to be continually cast in a lead role, if he sucked at acting? Honestly, its a big summer blockbuster type of movie about giant freakin' robots fighting and breaking stuff at will. It's just a fun, All-American movie and if you can't just sit down and enjoy something fun... then chances are you spend lots of weekends alone at home watching anime. This movie's going to be amazing and this clip is proof of that. Get over yourselves, if you were hotshot CG animators or film makers, you wouldn't be hanging around websites like these. I do because I just like movies and enjoy them. I'll be there opening week for this one, just like I was for the last one 3 days before my wedding.

Who the f*ck doesn't bring their transformer bodyguard/car to school with them? Michael Bay can pound dirt. By the way, Megan Fox is a 10 body with a 5 face. A trailer trash slutqueen if you will.

You guys are idiots. Did you watch the series when you were a kid? If so then you would love this shit. Got nothing better to do than to be so critical on the Transformers Movie.... I agree with the guy below. I wanna see some big ass fucking transformers change into shit and blow shit up. Sounds a great fucking movie to me.

Love it!

OP has the best lines!

These movies are perfect Summer Blockbusters. Transformers, Terminator, etc... They're bound to have beautiful visuals and amazing sound. I want to watch them in as good quality as I can.

But the first Transformers movie was pretty damn boring and stupid. Peeing giant robots and faggoty nerds that get to make out with one of the hottest girls on the planet? Blah.

I am watching it on a big screen because that's just the way Megan Fox and giant exploding robots deserve to be seen. But I won't enjoy the movie unless they kill Shia off, which I know won't happen.

Megan Fox has booty!

wow, no fence sitting here. everyone is either extremely for, or extremely against. except me. i think it looks good, not epic. but good. same as the first.

I love these moviea, Transformers was my first Cartoon, I loved the series, Most of you forget what it means to be a fan, Its not the Details that make the movie, Its seeing your favorite Characters come to life on the big screen the way you dreamed of it, My little cousin wasnt lucky enough to grow up with this amazing series, But he still loves the transformers, Its the pure love and passion for the series that makes you a fan, Not the I HATE THIS and I HATE that because Optimus was originally a Chasis over engine model. I love the movie just because I can flahback to my childhood and be a kid again. I will always love the Transformers, in all shapes and forms.

So dont grow up, Revert back to your childhood and remeber you would have loved this movie regardless of the storyline

This must be the best movie ever! 2 bad it isn't coming in 3D

This movie's gonna rock.
I don't know about you haters, but you expect too much.
The first one is already the best movie EVER!!!!!
And this one is going to ROCK!!!!
I hate you haters, if you want an infinite shitty character
development, go read 20 thoughsand books.
You can't fit all these friggin' development in 3 hours,
CAN YOU?

This looks like shit. Just like the first one. And not because I watched and loved the cartoon as a kid, but because it's a SHITTY ACTION MOVIE. Why bother spending millions of dollars on cgi effects you can't even see because the cuts are too fast to track? I could make something just as 'epic' using the toys I have left from the '80s and a handful of fireworks.

it sucks

Steven Spielberg. Shia Labeouf. Extraterrestrial intelligences. A mysterious, mind altering artifact. Strange symbols that must be deciphered. Ruins of a lost civilization. Boy, this is reminding me of something so strongly. Like, another movie that came out recently.

Seriously, that could be the same damn college campus. And there's Shia, sliding under a table while being pursued through a library. And did they really use the same ruins from Last Crusade?

What the fuck, Bay?

The robots look cool, though.

dude, who cares? its got megan fox, and apparently its gonna have isabel Lucas.
who doesnt want to see them in an action movie?

btw, if you dont know who isabel lucas is, google her.

dude, who cares? its got megan fox, and apparently its gonna have isabel Lucas.
who doesnt want to see them in an action movie?

btw, if you dont know who isabel lucas is, google her.

Haha jeez ....John Turturro keeps getting brought up as "The worst part of the movie " hahah he's probably reading this thinking "Fuck my life" ....i guess atleast he was "The Jesus" in Lebowski...i think that half of you are right in thinking i wanna see robots blowing shit up and as much of that Fox chick as possible....if you want depth , go watch Cassablanca

Looks pretty cool like the first movie....

However

Where be the Dinobots at?

It was coolllll hassssss helllllllllll

so look...im going to break it down for you right now......SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER.....starscream goes and fights shockwave for control of the armies, brings them back. scorponok goes and gives megatron his spark in the ocean. apparently shia now knows the origins of the transformers which then allows the FALLEN one of the original 13 transformers(WHOS ALWAYS ON FIRE) to come and raise hell looking to unlock unicron from his immrtal slumber by gathering "agents" for his cause(transformers). next the autobots on the moon base were destroyed shortly before the movie which sends another signal to bring in all remaining autobots forces.AT LEAST *) ROBOTS will be in this movie and you say it sucks?..............GO EAT A D*** BECAUSE YOUR COMMENTS CANT STOP THIS MOVIE FROM HAPPENING HATERS! by the way, there are are now 4 different "types" of transformers in this movie INCLUDING THE 'BOTS THAT HUMANS CAN WEAR AS ARMOR AND VICE VERSA!!!!

so look...im going to break it down for you right now......SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER.....starscream goes and fights shockwave for control of the armies, brings them back. scorponok goes and gives megatron his spark in the ocean. apparently shia now knows the origins of the transformers which then allows the FALLEN one of the original 13 transformers(WHOS ALWAYS ON FIRE) to come and raise hell looking to unlock unicron from his immrtal slumber by gathering "agents" for his cause(transformers). next the autobots on the moon base were destroyed shortly before the movie which sends another signal to bring in all remaining autobots forces.AT LEAST 40 ROBOTS will be in this movie and you say it sucks?..............GO EAT A D*** BECAUSE YOUR COMMENTS CANT STOP THIS MOVIE FROM HAPPENING HATERS! by the way, there are are now 4 different "types" of transformers in this movie INCLUDING THE 'BOTS THAT HUMANS CAN WEAR AS ARMOR AND VICE VERSA!!!!

You G1 people are the FUCKING worst!! First off, I hope they never have stupid fucking dinobots in these movies. Dinobost are the worst stupid fucking things ever. Transformers are supposed to hide in PLAIN SIGHT!!!! How the fuck is a dinobot going to hide!!!!! You G1ners are the ones who don't want a story, don't want explosions...even if there's a war between the bots and cons. You are the people that don't want dialogue, you are the one's that don't want humans. Hello idiots!! They are on our planet!! Oh yeah, when stupid people say, "this is more of the same thing." WTF!!!! More then most movie sequels are more of the same thing. All the Star Wars, Knight at the Museum, all the Back to the Future, all the Batman movies, all the Rocky's, etc. Just because TransFormers don't look like boxes from the 80's cartoon doesn't mean it sucks. I hate how so many of you G1ners hate that there are explosions, have you seen many wars with out them?! If you stupid people don't like these movies then go watch your G1 cartoon fucking losers! Oh yes, one more thing. To all you who say, "TransFormer is just a long commercial for GM." Fuck you, what do you people want!!!! They are fucking cars and trucks!! GM and Ford are two of the very few car companies who have tuff looking cars. Did you want Bumblebee and Prime to be fucking TOYOTAS?! or fucking HONDAS?! If so, people would have laughed their asses off, out of the movie theater.

I am 12 and what is this?