May 27 2009'G.I. Joe' Poster: What Exactly Happened to Sienna Miller's Face?
That is not Sienna Miller's face. That's a hybrid of Maggie Gyllenhaal, Joan Rivers, and a 7th grader's carefully-shaded pencil drawing of a woman with an afterthought of sunglasses. It's not Sienna Miller and it might not be human.
At least Channing Tatum captured the proper listless melancholy of being in an elite military team. Driving awesome vehicles with ridiculously powerful weapons may be cool, but there's also a sadness that comes with it. There's a reason the Duke action figure comes with a rocket launcher and a poetry notebook.
G.I. Joe International Poster [Empire]
Reader Comments
1. Photoshop Police - May 27, 2009 1:34 PM
that's also not sienna miller's boobs. creative license. baroness needs to look like baroness... although I would have cast famke jannsen or someone who might actually be able to act her way out of a cardboard box
2. whistle - May 27, 2009 1:43 PM
They were betting on no one looking at her face. If I am any indication, they won that wager.
3. JKirchartz - May 27, 2009 1:43 PM
What happened to Sienna Millers face is the same thing that happens to anybody who is filming in Pittsburgh & disrespecting it's people.
4. che-che - May 27, 2009 1:47 PM
but evil never looked so GOOD!!!!!!
5. Photoshop Police - May 27, 2009 1:50 PM
if you haven't seen the animated update, G.I. Joe : Resolute when it aired on TV, look for it on youtube or video. It is certain to be 100 times better than whatever this impending failure of a movie.
master-chief style battle armor? really?
the only thing that may save this movie is snake eyes.
6. Tad_Bit_Tipsy - May 27, 2009 2:04 PM
I wasn't looking at her face.... its that ass in leather... put this poster under lock and key cause I might put a hole or to in it.... I like how flames seem to jump from her pussy, it's that hot??/?
7. stickykeys - May 27, 2009 2:13 PM
What's with the costumes? Destro is supposed to have a silver head. Didn't Baroness wear glasses? Who's that douche on the end, Cobra Commander? He's supposed to be a half-serpent. Are the good guys to cool to wear green camo? Where's Sgt Slaughter? Fuck, this is all wrong.
8. Rod - May 27, 2009 3:09 PM
@3
Shut up, stupid.
9. CRUSH - May 27, 2009 3:28 PM
ASIDE FROM THE MOVIE, THAT TOOK GI JOE IN A DIFFERENT FANTASY DIRECTION..COBRA COMMANDER WAS NEVER HALF SERPENT...
10. Shallow Val - May 27, 2009 3:51 PM
@6 That made me spit out my cereal. Hilarious.
11. Galtacticus - May 27, 2009 5:44 PM
A good ass and boobs! Oh,a Katana sword as well!? This is a nice poster!
12. Darth - May 27, 2009 5:45 PM
How bout that lill crossbow?
13. Luigi - May 27, 2009 10:42 PM
With that a55, I don't think too many people saw/would see her face...
14. XX - May 27, 2009 10:51 PM
@ 7 - Obviously Sgt. Slaughter is a professional wrestler who they worked into G.I. Joe for the animated series. He was never a G.I. Joe original. Furthermore, I'm sure he and/or WWE are the copyright owners of that name.
15. DS - May 27, 2009 11:08 PM
The guy in all black to the right of Sienna Miller is Cobra Viper.
16. Ramon M. - May 28, 2009 12:40 AM
Cobra Commander looks lame.
17. Baxter Pancake - May 28, 2009 4:44 PM
Looks like "GI Joe: Rise of the Silver Surfer". I love when Hollywood makes things sleek!
18. frank - May 28, 2009 11:58 PM
Did anyone else accidentally read the title in this poster as "GILETTE: Fusion"?
19. tuco - May 29, 2009 2:00 PM
Sienna Miller's face? What the fuck happened to G.I. Joe? Would you look at this shit?