May 5 2009Does This Mean They Don't Go Back in Time to Save Orcas?
Tell me director J.J. Abrams at least included the notion that androids could master all of language except contractions.
(Thanks, Todd.)
Tell me director J.J. Abrams at least included the notion that androids could master all of language except contractions.
(Thanks, Todd.)
Reader Comments
1. WillC - May 5, 2009 11:10 AM
Hilarious. Re-watching the Kirk vs. Lizard-thing makes it seem hilarious.
2. STINK - May 5, 2009 1:24 PM
The Lizard King? I thought that was Kobra Khan from He-Man.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!
3. rockosolido - May 5, 2009 1:41 PM
I'm sick of JJ and his viral marketing bullshit.
4. Hal - May 5, 2009 1:51 PM
THEY WENT BACK IN TIME TO SAVE HUMPBACK WHALES YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! GET IT RIGHT! GOD!
5. Elmo - May 5, 2009 2:43 PM
I like JJ
6. Darth Spockballs - May 5, 2009 3:16 PM
@3
dumbass, its from the Onion, a fake news site.
I am glad that in an interview he has said that he never liked Star Trek, and that Star Wars was superior.
this probably means that it will be good...
7. rockosolido - May 5, 2009 4:59 PM
@6
Yeah, sorry about that...I'm not a douche bag frat boy that would recognize anything related to the onion, and being that I couldn't stomach more than 10 seconds of that garbage, I moved on to a site that actually captivates my interest and lacks comments from snarky faggots...
Porno.
8. Mark - May 5, 2009 5:16 PM
If hardcore Trekkies hate this, then it's probably pretty good.
9. Me - May 5, 2009 6:41 PM
Next:
black woman follows Barack Obama and sheds a tear every time he does something.
10. b - May 5, 2009 6:52 PM
Did they have to make Spook look like a flaming faggot?
11. jigga - May 5, 2009 9:13 PM
@7
you're the biggest idiot ever
how's that feel?
12. JohnnyBravo - May 6, 2009 12:26 PM
@ # 9 ! youre an idiot !
13. TetraShiva - May 6, 2009 2:02 PM
@7
I just had to comment to ask, are you 12?
"Me like porno! Me real man!"
14. Frank - May 7, 2009 11:48 AM
"I am glad that in an interview he has said that he never liked Star Trek, and that Star Wars was superior."
I'd be more happy about that quote if the new Trek battle scenes didn't resemble those from Revenge of the Sith so much: visually cluttered, jarring, and almost impossible to follow.
Then again, it's only fucking Star Trek.