May 5 2009Another 'Inglourious Basterds' Basterd Poster

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Aside from being a basterd, I'm starting to get the impression he's also Jason Schwartzman's douchebaggy, weapon-obsessed, older brother.

Inglourious Basterds Poster [Trailer Addict]

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That gun looks more like a dildo to me. I had to do a double take.

Who told him he could act? Quentin, I'm looking at you...

Get a haircut.

Eww. I know he's a douche, but where the hell is he from?

If he tried to hit wolverine with that bat or shoot him with that dildo he would just cut through them both with his claw/knife arm blades and then take a dump on this guys chest. Cleavland steamer ftw.

That looks like the same gun I bought from the Pirates of the Caribbean store when I was 8. PEW PEW PEW!

Eli Roth. Another reason why I won't see this clunker.

He looks like he's going to scalp a nazi, then look at his brain and take his powers.

it's spelled "bastard"

he's still a shitty filmmaker

wait what the hell why would he consciously misspell the word

haha sweet wep.

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Met him, he's a total douche - all his movies blow.

Funny thing, he bitched how "Hostel 2" was leaked on the internet and killed it's movie ticket sells. That didn't hurt "Wolverine" - make a good movie you fucking douche.

also looks like zachary quinto from heroes/star trek

This movie is going to be terrible. It's a Tarantino version of the Ocean's 11 Hollywood circle jerk. He just got all his shithead friends together and made a mindless ultraviolent dude-brah wank-fest. But they're killing Nazis, so it's ok. I'm all for killing Nazis, but if you want me to plunk down $12, your movie better have a f*ing story. And not just Eli Roth giggling while pretending to torture someone.

Tarantino is a horrible film maker. And he looks like a fucking muppet. Eli Roth is jewish, what the hell is he in a jew bashing movie?

I'd name the movie Douchebags vs Nazis. It'd make a billion just from the title.

It's spelled "Basterds" because:

1) It's a remake of an Italian film "Inglorious Bastards" - I'm guessing it's to differentiate it from the original.

2) US film marketers have a problem with having the word "bastards" included in advertising. (It's stupid, but it's true.)

@BringChung: I read the script, and it actually seems pretty good. A hell of a lot better than Death Proof, at least, and less hokey than Kill Bill. I'm stoked!

@BringChung: I read the script, and it actually seems pretty good. A hell of a lot better than Death Proof, at least, and less hokey than Kill Bill. I'm stoked!

Sorry, so stoked I had to say it twice.

His weapons make me think he's a scout in Team Fortress 2.

Why do you censor comments about Jewish Barbarism? GW is a matzah munching butt pirate.

You people are evidence of why 97% of Americans shouldn't be allowed to make comments in the public forum.

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