May 7 2009Another 'Inglourious Basterd' Poster Declares Actor a 'Basterd'
Do you think male basterds get really excited at the idea of a lady basterd? Like how nerds start knowingly nodding to each other when they find out a girl plays video games, Eli Roth and Brad Pitt would give each other a discreet low-five when they see a woman willing to beat open a Nazi's skull with a baseball bat. I bet they do, but once they actually date a lady-basterd, they realize how nice it was having basterd time to themselves, separate from their relationship, leading to arguments about personal space and acceptance, and eventually to break-up. That's probably the plot of the movie.
Reader Comments
1. Elmo - May 7, 2009 1:17 PM
it'd be great if they said
"Brad Pitt is a Bitch" "Eli Roth is a Bitch" BUT "Diane Kruger is a Bastard"
It's 'Inglourious Basterds'! Yay!
2. nolan - May 7, 2009 3:49 PM
Ugh, another unimpressive poster about what will probably prove to be an average to bad movie by an average to bad director, such as Tarantino. It just keeps going downhill ever since Reservoir Dogs! Why is Eli Roth in this movie? He is not an actor! he is a shitty director, at best! Not bad enough that these two morons unleashed Hostel and Kill Bill on the world now they wanna appear like badasses for whupping ass on actors playing Nazis? yeah, thats real basterd! sooooooo weak!
3. BringChung - May 7, 2009 4:07 PM
I don't know who this lady is. Your poster has failed.
4. me - May 7, 2009 9:42 PM
she's dating the Fringe guy... that's all I know