Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial

Another 'Inglourious Basterd' Poster Declares Actor a 'Basterd'

diane-kruger-is-a-basterd.jpg

Do you think male basterds get really excited at the idea of a lady basterd? Like how nerds start knowingly nodding to each other when they find out a girl plays video games, Eli Roth and Brad Pitt would give each other a discreet low-five when they see a woman willing to beat open a Nazi's skull with a baseball bat. I bet they do, but once they actually date a lady-basterd, they realize how nice it was having basterd time to themselves, separate from their relationship, leading to arguments about personal space and acceptance, and eventually to break-up. That's probably the plot of the movie.

Inglourious Basterds Poster #6 [IMPA]

  • June 24, 2009
    Seeing Mike Myers doing an accent in facial prostheses and not being expected to politely laugh is still more jarring than any of the graphic bloodshed:... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2009
    How many scenes in Inglourious Basterds consist of characters--mostly Brad Pitt--giving long, blatantly Tarantinan (the state of being Tarantino-like) near-monologues in accents of varying believability? Well, according to these three new clips, the answer is: at least three sc... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2009
    Not only did they bring the Deluxe Bleeding 'Scream' Knife, they brought the Standard 'Scream' Mask and one of those fake rubber hands, and they are going to scare the living shit out of you Nazis. Two more posters at Empire.... / Continue →
  • There are Comments