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May 24, 2009 - May 30, 2009 Archives

  • May 29, 2009
    Mickey Rourke, who will be playing the metal-suited villain Whiplash in Iron Man 2, recently talked to Empire about what his still-unseen costume entails: It's been really brutal, because my Iron Man suit weighs 23lb. It's sort of a half-suit, with half my skin showing, with l... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2009
    The Blue Collar Comedy Tour: it came, it went, it rode again and again until, thankfully, it closed on a third tour-of-duty and its ostensibly lunchpail team dispersed to spread wage-working laughter individually. Jeff Foxworthy, the patient zero of redneck comedy, famously we... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2009
    Something for your kitten calendar: Steven Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn will be released internationally in late October/early November 2011 before arriving in US theaters December 23. Try to mark it down, but in case you forget, I'll try to r... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2009
    Making a slight transition from playing a down-and-out baseball player-turned-teacher, Eastbound and Down star Danny McBride has signed on to co-write and star in Hench, a comic book adaptation about a down-and-out football player-turned-henchman. Says Variety: Warner Bros. ha... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2009
    Every group of underachieving, inner-city high schoolers needs a Michelle Pfeiffer, or a Pryzbylewski, or a Steve Harvey to show them that someone cares, that rapping is like funky poetry, and that dice is like math. This fall on NBC, one such group will get theirs in Mark Tayl... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2009
    In a futile attempt to keep up with the Shrekses, Pixar will be releasing Toy Story 3 in theaters June 18, 2010, and, now attached to Up, there's the following teaser trailer for the sequel. Keep the dream alive that sentient playthings are conspiring behind your back:... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    UGO has premiered the poster for The Final Destination--not to be confused with Final Destination 1, 2, or 3, because the "the" somehow denotes it's the fourth film--and someone in the creative department has just nailed it. Skull and broken mirror motif and the tagline "Rest i... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    Keep seeing trailers, posters, and clips that catch your interest but unsure of when the films are being released? How about I start telling you what's coming out every week? So you can ask girls on dates to movies. I'll try to come up with a better title by next week. Anyway,... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    Shock Till You Drop has posted 60-some shots from the set of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, and, of course, that means a bunch of photos of shirtless Young Dracula's pale limbs coolly embracing his non-vampire girlfriend. Really giving the people what they wanted. The fans said, ... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    "Poster designer! The new Land of the Lost poster is due in an hour!" "Whatevs. I'll just cut out a photo of Will Ferrell, slap him into a white nothingness devoid of even shadow, and have the T-rex from the first poster bursting through the paper thin barrier that surrounds t... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    Calling this Werner Herzog-directed Bad Lieutenant a "remake" of the 1992 Abel Ferrara, Harvey Keitel-starring film isn't an entirely accurate description of what you're going to see in this trailer. This is more like someone dug up a lost promo for an "edgy" USA original serie... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    Thanks to Flex at MovieGod for passing along this new photo of Dev Patel in The Last Airbender. Strange how quickly a promising young actor can go from being in the Best Picture of the Year to playing some kind of samurai street pimp of the Himalayas in an M. Night Shyamalan fi... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2009
    Dan Aykroyd, I'm begging you now, please don't ruin Ghostbusters. I watched Ghostbusters 2 for the first time in years this weekend, and although it certainly had its share of walking-Statue-of-Liberty-controlled-by-Nintendo-controller and characters-somehow-in-the-Renaissance-... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2009
    In perfectly-matched haggard old face casting news, THR is reporting Al Pacino is in talks to star in an cleverly-titled HBO biopic about Dr. Jack Kevorkian: Al Pacino is in negotiations to star in "You Don't Know Jack," an HBO Films biopic about Dr. Jack Kevorkian that Barry ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2009
    Zach Galifianakis and Bradley Cooper promote The Hangover in the best way possible to promote anything: with another edition of Galifianakis's antagonistic, borderline surreal talk show, Between Two Ferns. Special appearance by one of our best comedians. You'll love it:... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2009
    That is not Sienna Miller's face. That's a hybrid of Maggie Gyllenhaal, Joan Rivers, and a 7th grader's carefully-shaded pencil drawing of a woman with an afterthought of sunglasses. It's not Sienna Miller and it might not be human. At least Channing Tatum captured the proper ... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2009
    The Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz teaming of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in a sci-fi buddy comedy directed by Superbad/Adventureland director Greg Mottola. That's the line-up for Paul, and that's already a pretty promising movie. I'll pack up the family and see that one. But that de... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2009
    Hey, it's director Edgar Wright's Scott Pilgrim vs. the World video diary #6: fight scene edition. Learn how stunt men practice with a really giant hammer while the kid from Hotel for Dogs sits around backstage! See production on the comic book adaptation first-hand from the co... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2009
    I guess J.J. Abrams cut this when he decided he wanted his relaunch to be less like a nightmare. I heard that's the same reason Christopher Nolan cut this controversial scene from The Dark Knight, but I'm not sure I agree with either edit. (Thanks, Danielle.)... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2009
    1992's Buffy the Vampire Slayer marked the arrival of the former Roseanne and Parenthood writer, now television geek demigod, Joss Whedon, and spawned the Sarah Michelle Gellar series that would become a cult phenomenon to be gushed about in the pages of Entertainment Weeklies ... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2009
    Welp, you might as well stop editing together footage from Firefly and 28 other movie, television, and video games to piece together a Nathan Fillion-starring fake trailer for Green Lantern, because this guy Jaron Pitts has done it, and you probably aren't going to be able to b... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2009
    Flight of the Navigator, the '80s film where a kid flew around in a silver pod--of which my only memory is of the alien on-board computer eye-bot thing doing an impression of Pee-wee Herman (because it was Pee-wee Herman), but which I've still decided is an untouchable classic-... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2009
    Between barbecues and solemn remembrance on this four-day weekend, the following movies were most patronized: 1. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian - $70 million, showing a massive outpouring of support for this finale to the Indian in the Cupboard trilogy. 2. Ter... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2009
    Making individual posters for each of the main characters in an ensemble movie has become something of a standard, but the people marketing The Hangover have decided to take it a step further: posters for everything in the movie. Trailer Addict has posted not only the above, Do... / Continue →