Apr 7 2009Wild Things Cannot Effectively Hide Behind Trees
I really don't think I'm able to judge these Where the Wild Things Are posters with a clear head. Maybe with time I'll be able to, but for now, the sheer joy wonder of seeing these beasts made real fills me with such an awe-filled joy that I'm unable to think critically. It's like when I was first getting to see pornography as a kid. Right now, I would wait until my parents went to sleep, creep downstairs and watch staticy Cinemax for several hours if I thought there was the chance I'd get to see another Wild Thing. I'm almost desperate to the point where I'd try watching USA Up All Night to see a Wild Thing, even though I know they never show the full thing.
Also, I think this might be the Herman Blume Wild Thing.
Reader Comments
1. Nick - April 7, 2009 11:10 AM
I like that the tree in the background is missing a giant chunk.
2. Kyle - April 7, 2009 11:30 AM
"The sheer joy...fills me with such an awe-filled joy"
Poster's cool, but I have to give you shit for writing such a shitty, redundant sentence.
See what I did thar?
3. Mark - April 7, 2009 11:34 AM
I told you my mind shuts down when I see real-world Wild Things. That's my excuse. I'll take the blame for all the other poor sentences I've written though.
4. Tooom - April 7, 2009 12:28 PM
You missed a perfect opportunity to make an E! Wild On joke complete with Girls Gone Wild commercials.
5. What! - April 7, 2009 1:16 PM
awww crap that's cute...
6. Hal - April 7, 2009 3:18 PM
WAIT - MARK?!?!?! MARK?!?!?! IWS guy- did Wild Things out you?!?!?! Now the mystery is either lost... OR EVEN MORE INTENSE. Must ponder...
7. . - April 14, 2009 3:16 PM
I like the chunk too.
He's so cute with his one little eye peering out from behind like that.
Hell, his whole posture is fucking adorable.