Two Minutes of '9': The Ragdoll Resistance Just Got Real

April 20, 2009 Comments

Want to see some stylized, post-apocalyptic ragdolls fight an epic battle against a fabric-cocooned monster with a baby doll-terminator face? Sure you do. Otherwise, why are you here? And who are you, anyway? Don't worry about it right now. Just watch:

Thanks for the tip, Andrew.

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