This Movie Needs a Sentient Animal: 'Free Style'
Through repeated viewings of Air Bud, Air Bud: Golden Receiver, Air Bud: World Pup, Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch, Air Bud: Spikes Back, MVP: Most Valuable Primate, MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate, and MXP: Most X-Treme Primate, I've come to easily identify when a kid-oriented sports film would benefit from the addition of an athletic animal: always. A kid-oriented sports film always benefits from the addition of a pet competing at a professional skill level.
Some kid from High School Musical on a dirt bike? I suppose that's alright if you haven't seen a chimp snowboarding, but that just doesn't cut it for those of us who have. What this movie needs is a sentient animal. So I added one:
In retrospect, I should have changed the tagline to "He buries more than bones in the dirt!" Because he also buries his competition.