Apr 30 2009They're Hairy, and Somehow Similar to the Presidential Airplane, So...
There's something just slightly disconcerting about seeing a fairly realistic guinea pig forced into a thin-waisted, womanly figure. Maybe it's just me, but I need a lady-rodent to also be wearing lipstick, exaggerated eyelashes, and preferably a large bow before I'll feel comfortable with her sexuality.
This guy in the front though, with the sunglasses: he is awesome.

Reader Comments
1. wesxninja - April 30, 2009 12:09 PM
well hot damn, my lucky day
FIRST
2. mtk - April 30, 2009 12:19 PM
That female guinea pig is even more disturbing in that her, uh, "shag" is hanging lower than her skirt.
wesxninja: you're a loser.
3. Mick - April 30, 2009 1:02 PM
I bet Richard Gere is fapping like a mad man over this movie
4. STINK - April 30, 2009 1:17 PM
1) Take annoying offspring to annoying movie
2) Go out for 'more popcorn'
3) Move to Belize
5. sam - April 30, 2009 1:38 PM
pew pew.
6. Me - April 30, 2009 1:46 PM
I hate jerry bruckheimer, and all his money
and the rat things shouldn't be half naked
7. wtf420 - April 30, 2009 2:47 PM
whered they get mini bluetooths
8. Yes - April 30, 2009 2:49 PM
The dudes don't wear pants? The slut wears a skirt? I can still see her cunt.
9. Boobs - April 30, 2009 3:44 PM
Is the name of the movie Hair Force One or G-Force?
10. Fiona - April 30, 2009 5:09 PM
Wait, I thought G-Force was about spacemen in bird costumes? And is "hair force one" some kind of tagline, or a subtitle? Baffling all around...
11. wesxninja - April 30, 2009 10:34 PM
mtk's a b-b-b-bitch
12. jane - July 21, 2009 9:25 PM
nvm :)