Apr 7 2009'The Box' Poster Came From Somewhere...
Sometimes the most effective design strategy will be to add Cameron Diaz's head to the From Hell poster. That's one of the first things you learn in art school after pencils and drawing three-dimensional cubes.
'The Box' Poster [[Richard Kelly's]Space]
Reader Comments
1. Mr.Anderson - April 7, 2009 12:06 PM
What's it gonna be!?
What's in the box!? Let's see whaaat's in the boox!?
...
NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOOOOTHING!!
Stupid! Oooh! You so stupid!
2. Fizzy77 - April 7, 2009 12:29 PM
I really hope it's Goopy Paltrow's head. Again.
3. Nick - April 7, 2009 12:40 PM
What's in the booooxxx?!
It's...it's fudge!
4. Case - April 7, 2009 12:48 PM
Hmmm... seems someone made a mistake and put Cameron Daz's name over a pic of Madonna.
5. orb205 - April 7, 2009 12:53 PM
This poster reminds me of Boxing Helena and how I would not want to see a movie where all that was left of Cameron Diaz for 2 hours was her talking torso.
6. jumpin_j - April 7, 2009 12:53 PM
Well obviously there's a cat in the box... or is there?
7. Sinical - April 7, 2009 1:05 PM
At the risk of sounding somewhat uncouth, I will say, I'd put my dick in Cameron Diaz's box.
8. Nick - April 7, 2009 1:07 PM
The question is whether the cat is alive or dead.
9. What! - April 7, 2009 1:15 PM
junk in the box?
10. jumpin_j - April 7, 2009 2:18 PM
Thank you Nick for getting the reference... I think.
11. Valerie - April 7, 2009 3:55 PM
Step one... you cut a hole in the box
Step two... you put your junk in the box
12. Sinical - April 7, 2009 3:55 PM
Yeah yeah, Schrodinger's cat. You're sooooo smart. Buffoon.
I still want to dick Diaz's box. Boooy, howdy!
13. Racer X - April 7, 2009 5:04 PM
This was a Twilight Zone episode.
/I remember
14. Switcher - April 7, 2009 5:19 PM
Okay - just saw the previous movie of the guy who direct "The Box". It is called "Southland Tales", released everywhere around 2006-2007 but for less than a week - officially - in France (bravo !) - and straight to DVD, of course. I was ready to howl it a shame. But i saw the movie. And - errrr....
A bloated, pompous, disappointing, far too ambitous SF-anticipation-philo-politico-"i'm a rebel director cause i put f*cks in my script"-postmodern (whatever it means) movie. Some interesting stuff by the way, a few moments of real good'n'clever entertainment - but this guy (Richard Kelly) have to come back to the ground if he really wants to be taken seriously. Not a complete waste of time (i like those freakish experiments) but i still prefer "Donnie Darko" by the same guy.
Cameron Diaz means big business. Big business means producer. A producer is exactly what missed for "Southland Tales".
No strong hopes nevertheless but it has chances to come to the cinema in Europe, not only in the DVD shelves.
15. Billy Gates - April 7, 2009 10:50 PM
Does anyone know if this is based on the short story,"Button,Button"?
16. spiderman2099 - April 8, 2009 6:20 AM
whoever owned that box sat on cameron diaz's face. you could tell because of the streak of blood. menstrual blood, that is.