Apr 13 2009Sylvester Stallone is the Veiny 'Expendable'

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ComingSoon has just posted some new photos from the Brazilian set of The Expendables, and I'll tell you, Stallone may be in his 60s, but the guy still manages to look like a Times Square caricature with the arms of a He-Man figure. Amazing.

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GRRUUURUERUURRUUEE?
GRUEEEUUEUE!!!

He's juiced up, making it not incredible, just scientific. Human Grwoth hormone will do that.

Jesus!!!!! I would shit my self If I saw that running toward me. Damn man even at his age he can kill an army of foreigners by himself.

Jesus!!!!! I would shit my self If I saw that running toward me. Damn man even at his age he can kill an army of foreigners by himself.

dude isn't he like 5'4 or something hilarious like that?

It's good to see Stallone back on films again and I think his upcoming movie with Stone Cold will be awesome! I can't wait to see this on theaters on the 23rd of April.

lol. nice hairpiece.

@6

Im trying to figure out if you got paid for the promo or its a joke, either way that was comedic gold. Unless of course your Polish....

oh...my...god... that lip. it's talking to me through the computer. it wants me to ojing inagpoinoaingoaewngoeango[nae o[ginaer[ re043ynjt8304h93y-h97a-r5ewg97hag(HG(HWRG(*HWR *GJHWR* (GH89rehg89 her8u hUHG REWHG

AHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO SLY!!!

no but really his lip is awesome

Hey Crewd - just because Stallone's a senior citizen and would still wipe the floor with you, doesn't mean you have to hate.

Besides, if you're over 60 and you're not on some sort of replacment therapy, then you're just stupid. Who wants to be old and useless? Stallone shows that you don't have to be a fat geezer when you get old.

fuck, im watching this shit. rambo surpassed my expectations, and took action movies to another level, lets see what he does with this, hope it has the same intensity. rambo was probably the first movie i actually yelled and clapped and cheered, even choked a man to death. in a long time.

NOTHING IS OVER!!! NOTHING!!!

This will either be the best movie ever made or a steaming pile of shit that I will purchase out of the $5 bin at Wal-Mart in the near future...

in the meantime, you should educate yourself on the dangers of the DICK DONUT with this informative and hilarious video:

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/164

But Rambo, you not expendable!

Screw you No.5!

Sly's 5' 11'' and he'll still own your 6' ass anytime, anyday.

Enuff said.

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