Rob Schneider as Snarf is Too Frighteningly Possible

April 13, 2009 Comments

Thanks to Daniel for passing along this typically hilarious and incisive story from The Onion: Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To Fuck Up 'Thundercats'. "No filmmaker working today has Bay's ability to somehow direct his actors to be both emotionless and melodramatic at once." So true.

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