'Ridley Scott Making Monopoly Movie' Not the Made-Up Part

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From The Onion Radio News:

Funny, but also raises a good question: will the pieces be characters in the Monopoly movie? It would be ridiculous, but no more ridiculous than a Monopoly movie already is, and a tuxedo-wearing Ian Holm complaining about medical bills is probably only enough meat for half a film.