Apr 8 2009'Naked Dawn': Rob Schneider's Parodies No More Ridiculous Than Rob Schneider's Real Movies
Thanks to TetterkeT for pointing out this trailer for Naked Dawn, a Red Dawn spoof in which a naked Rob Schneider is a nudist colony's only hope against clothes-loving Russian invaders. With the way your boss is about seeing Rob Schneider's butt, you probably should wait until after work for this:
The absurdity of this fictional movie would play a lot better if Rob Schneider weren't in an actual movie where his organs are replaced with animal parts, granting him the abilities of the creatures and winning the heart of a Survivor contestant. How are we to discern between a spoof and a really elaborate pitch? I'm pretty sure this really will be in theaters as soon as they can work out the Norm McDonald cameo.
Reader Comments
1. Erica - April 8, 2009 3:58 PM
What in the hell did I just watch?
2. TetterkeT - April 8, 2009 4:08 PM
I'm almost ashamed to have my name included on this post...
ALMOST.
3. Hal - April 8, 2009 4:45 PM
I thought the ORIONS PICTURES CLASSIC was going to be the high point of comedy in that, but after watching it I realized VINNIE JONES speaking what I thought was Russian only to realize it was English was the best gag.
4. K lee - April 8, 2009 6:39 PM
Derp de derp de teedly tee ta tumb ta roo!
5. BS - April 8, 2009 7:33 PM
What hell is this crap? Like seriously wtf is wrong with the movie industry that they'd squeeze this shit out their assholes? I seriously don't know where the hell to begin. This isn't going to theaters right?
Look at 1:09, there's cars passing by in the backround -.-
I can understand Rob Schneider sinking this low, but Mena and Vinnie? For shame...
6. Anon.E.Moss - April 8, 2009 10:33 PM
@1, I thought the same thing when I watched this. It was so random. Russians invading a nudist colony. Wow... just wow.
7. J - April 9, 2009 10:26 AM
This is fake, right? Orion has been out of business for decades. This is like that Indie Movie a few days ago.
I call bullshit
8. Jeremy - April 9, 2009 1:19 PM
It's "The Sensitive Naked Man: The Movie." (Because Rob Schneider had a character called that on SNL once)
9. Confused - April 13, 2009 1:12 PM
I also call BS. There's no way this is real.
10. Frank - April 16, 2009 12:15 PM
Did you guys not notice he called it a "spoof" and a "fictional movie"? Or that it's redirected from Funny or Die? Come on.
11. Narcissist - May 2, 2009 9:16 PM
Not realistic. Attractive women don't hang around nudist colonies.