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More Japanese Grindhouse-style Madness: 'Samurai Princess'

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The guys at TwitchFilm, always abreast of developments in Japan's surreal, low-budget, cartoonish gore-filled film scene, have found a new entry in the category that won't disappoint. From Tokyo Gore Police writer Kengo Kaji comes Samurai Princess, a film that nearly matches TGP's level of grotesque insanity with the inclusion of such crazy shit as: breast grenades, rocket feet, a Planet Terror-esque scissor leg, and, of course, gallons of bright, spurting blood.

"What does the tallest android want?" Find out:

"You are the Devil Princess of the legends."

"So what."

That's the best possible response to a Devil Princess accusation. Remember that for next time.

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