Apr 15 2009Michael Bay is Living Your Steven Spielberg Fantasies
Some Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen news from Michael Bay's forum: it's AWESOME. To quote Bay:
Steven Spielberg sat next to me in a big 100 person theater at Sony today. There were 98 empty seats. The lights came up after we just watched my cut of Revenge of the Fallen. He turned to me and said "It's awesome".
And I was like, "Sweet, I know. It rules." And then we started making out, but it wasn't gay because it was all just mutual respect oozing between our slightly parted lips. And then he was all like, "Do you have a hoverboard?" And of course I'm like, "No." And he's like, "Good, then you can take mine--I'll ride this dragon." And this giant dragon bursts out from behind the screen! And then--wait, did I say the rest of the seats were empty? Sorry, I meant at first. By this point there were all these babes--swimsuit models--in them, and you could tell how bad they wanted to make it with us. It was really awesome.
(via CS.)
Reader Comments
1. Mr.Nevermind - April 15, 2009 11:33 AM
Golly GeeWhilikers!!!!!
2. Yoopa - April 15, 2009 12:07 PM
Well here is Michael Bay eating a bowl of cereal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXGWZxI9lAs
3. bonkbonk - April 15, 2009 12:19 PM
I'm glad both of them had time to stop by a Sears to take that nice photo.
4. Daniel - April 15, 2009 1:21 PM
Skip to 1:05:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155700/?tag=Michael+Bay
5. CaptainMorgan - April 15, 2009 1:25 PM
One seat had the popcorn, the other seat had Bay popping Steve's corn hole.
6. Tim - April 15, 2009 4:24 PM
Michael Bay is the most giant douche in the multiverse.
7. AGD - April 15, 2009 5:40 PM
Nice to know Spielberg has a sense of sarcasm.
8. LACHEEZ - April 15, 2009 10:40 PM
you should, at the very least, do a weekly blog as michael bay - because i like to laugh, and that was really funny.
9. rocket - April 16, 2009 8:27 AM
hahaha, what IF Steven really was being sarcastic
10. Frank - April 16, 2009 10:37 AM
Yeah, Bay said the same thing at the end of Schindler's List.
11. Narcissist - May 2, 2009 9:02 PM
Spielberg will probably have to hype Bay for several more movies to get his money back out of him.