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Michael Bay is Living Your Steven Spielberg Fantasies

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Some Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen news from Michael Bay's forum: it's AWESOME. To quote Bay:

Steven Spielberg sat next to me in a big 100 person theater at Sony today. There were 98 empty seats. The lights came up after we just watched my cut of Revenge of the Fallen. He turned to me and said "It's awesome".

And I was like, "Sweet, I know. It rules." And then we started making out, but it wasn't gay because it was all just mutual respect oozing between our slightly parted lips. And then he was all like, "Do you have a hoverboard?" And of course I'm like, "No." And he's like, "Good, then you can take mine--I'll ride this dragon." And this giant dragon bursts out from behind the screen! And then--wait, did I say the rest of the seats were empty? Sorry, I meant at first. By this point there were all these babes--swimsuit models--in them, and you could tell how bad they wanted to make it with us. It was really awesome.

(via CS.)

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