Apr 22 2009'Kick-Ass' Hit Girl Will Either Kill You or Get You Arrested

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Empire has posted the first look at Hit Girl, the child assassin in Matthew Vaughn's adaptation of the Kick-Ass. I still haven't read the comic, but according to my research (looking at this image), this is not an entirely accurate reproduction of the character. In drawn form, wouldn't you say she's a little less... jailbaity? I mean, this actress is 12. I can't even joke about this photo without afterward going door-to-door under the terms of Megan's Law.

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well, in the comic... the girl is 12.
dresses more like a ninja though.
also does not look so innocent.

makes a reallly blooody mess of anyone who stand in her way.

Where does she hide her gun? I can think of one place that is a reallly bloody mess a few days out of the month. Hey-o!

I'd hit it...

You pervs, she's 12! And her character sucks compared to the comic... like, sucks ass.... and by that I mean she's boring

I'm going out on a limb and saying maybe this is a set shot from a scene where she's "undercover," not so much a promo shot. For one, they haven't released ANY promo shots I'm aware of, and if they were, I'd imagine they'd start with the titular character. Second point, they've done a pretty good job maintaining the accuracy of the Kick-Ass costume, despite the weird mouth hole. I could only assume if they're going to keep that goofy ass design, they shouldn't have a problem with Hit Girl's ninja-esque getup.

aaaaaaaaand now i'm a pedo.

I should clarify, when I say "I'd hit it" I mean I would have sexual relations with her. I wonder if 12 year old vagina gets wet enough or if I have to use lube? I hate lube...

Im sure it gets wet enough. Especially with girls these days. If not...just spit on it.

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The comic is shock value trash.

That looks like a little boy with a wig on, what's with the mustache?

Okay, for all you sick perv's, this girl really is 12 years old. She was born in 97 (IMDB people). And to top it off, she is the voice of Darby on that crappy Tigger and Pooh show. Now stop being disgusting.

On the other hand, in six years, I'd hit that.

In six years she'll be 5 years too old for my tastes...I want the cusp of puberty, not womanhood. Yes pedo.

Natalie Portman was around the same age when she did The Professional. Not an excuse, just sayin'.

America is turning into hell. Global warming my ass, It's satan turning up the thermostat.

I just read issue 6 last night, in the comic the girl is TEN YEARS OLD and the most recent issue was her and her fathers origin story. The end of Issue 6 is crazy amazing. you guys are missing out for not reading this book. I hope the movie is even 1/100th as good as the book.

very nice thankx

This movie will play big with the please trample my balls, girl power loving, pedobear demographic and with pathetic guys who insist on playing female characters in MMOs.

Also--in a movie where there are supposed to be no super powers, this character quite glaringly ignores all the laws of physics suggesting that she indeed has super powers. The idea of this character in the context set up by the story is plain idiotic.

Oh come on, you honestly think they didn't put her in that costume to make tongues wag.

Hell I'd take a hit at that.

I HAVE COME FOR YOUR SOULS! NOW GIVE THEM TO ME! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE TRICKED BY ME!. thats what lucifer is sayin rite now, pray 4 guidance and gods mercy, because if i find any of u male or female doing anything to kids ur dead, the entertainment idustry has already signed away their souls, just keep WATCHING!!

I love how people get all up in arms in the name of 'protecting the children.' "OH NOES A KID THAT IS NOT COMPLETELY COVERED UP I MUST EXPRESS MY OUTRAGE AND POSSIBLY INVOKE JESUS." Bunch of whining maggots. Fun fact: Kids like to be nude or dress 'sexy.' They're just being kids. Child molestors and moral guardians both need to leave them the fuck alone and let them be kids. Parents, if you don't like this kind of behaviour, don't let them do it. Simple as that. Let the parents raise the kids, not the media and church.

Also, that outfit was for the purpose of making the doormen drop their guard, not for titillation. If the writer of this article thinks that picture is 'sexual,' then perhaps Chris Hansen needs to ask him to take a seat over there.

Also, Daniel Jackson you are an idiot and a moralfag. I bet you have a penis in your mouth right now. And one in your ass.

come on guys i just have to say that she is probalby not even thinking nasty shes like in 5th grade girls at twelve may act sexual to piss off there parents but in all honesty if you try to tap a twelve year old theyll become scared and confused theyre not even sexualy developed you would be tearing her two there would be blood....i know from experince

she's f*cking hot (yes for her id be a pedo and even more.....)

She's hot. I wanna have her but surinam and atlanta are not very close.

Just that you know, Chloe is mine and no f*cking pedo is touching my girl understand? f*cking pervs. (and don't say i'm a pedo cause i'm 12)

do their vagina really gets wet enough cuz' damn when I look at her I already want to get in.

fuck you pedos. I hope Big Daddy comes in your rooms tonight and cuts off you dicks.

if you look at this photo for long enough you will either become a pedophile or go utterly insane, only the male human condition

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