Apr 22 2009It's the Wolf Pack! (Apparently Some Sort of Shorts-Wearing 'Twilight' Werewolf Frat)
USA Today has posted the first shot of The Wolf Pack, a group of four shirtless Native American guys with airbrushed abs, from The Twilight Saga: New Moon. I wonder if the fake woods backdrop is an indication of how the production values have gone up with the larger budget for the sequel. That thing is Sears Portrait Studio quality.
Reader Comments
1. paco - April 22, 2009 11:32 AM
gay!
2. BadCopNoDonut - April 22, 2009 11:44 AM
Seconded. Gaaaaaaaaaaay.
3. dubba - April 22, 2009 12:01 PM
dammit and i was expecting a nightstalkers spinoff of blade 3
my gaydar must be offline or something
4. che-che - April 22, 2009 12:55 PM
the gay on the far left is wearing them dangerously!! low pants. oh, thats hot!
5. Mr. Jones - April 22, 2009 1:40 PM
More ghey than a sequined-covered handbag full of rainbows.
I wonder if these wolf-boys sniff each other's rears?
6. STINK - April 22, 2009 1:56 PM
at least they haven't gheyed up zombies... yet
7. reek s - April 22, 2009 2:02 PM
surprising lack of body hair considering that THEY ARE FUCKING WEREWOLVES!! i guess the teenage girls/30something cat ladies in the target audience for this crap find it unsightly. would like to see Wolverine rip them all to pieces.
8. killswitch - April 22, 2009 2:25 PM
LOL! Sears Portrait... again, lol!
9. Me! - April 22, 2009 3:01 PM
sooooo... They're wearwolves?? Right? I wanna know but I don't want to read the book...
10. Patty - April 22, 2009 4:38 PM
it is me? or does the one on the far right look like a frowning Amy Poehler?
also, they get less muscular from left to right.
11. B - April 22, 2009 4:46 PM
How come any male playing a role in a (mostly) female-geared movie has to be considered gay by commenters?
And they get less muscular from left to right because they get younger. But yes, does resemble Amy Poehler and/or Zac Efron (and is 17 I believe).
12. Brian - April 22, 2009 4:48 PM
Them native American dudes in Twilight are werewolves? Holy plot twist batman!
13. Brad - April 22, 2009 5:20 PM
This looks like an ad for a gay porno featuring 4 manscaped caucasian men with waaaayyyy too much spray-tan on. I don' t buy that they are Native American or werewolves for one second. I hate Twilight so much, why won't it just go away and take it's stupid legion of teenage girls destined for future spousal abuse with them. That being said, I'd totally do the guy on the left.
14. Bladedemon - April 23, 2009 7:08 AM
11. B Just to clarify with you B. We don't think they're gay because they're starring in a female-geared movie. We think they're gay because they're wearing fake tan, are exquisitely groomed beyound the norm of any 15-18 year old boy (which is the age range of the characters in the book) and they're also standing around half-naked in the woods looking like they're about to have an orgy.
Besides, no one thinks Rob Patterson (or whatever way you spell that) is gay. We think he's an idiot. But not a gay one.
15. Switcher - April 23, 2009 11:54 AM
Gay... Too much gay, even for a girlie movie.
And i ask : where's JEFF STRICKER ?!?
16. Magick - April 23, 2009 12:18 PM
Um....aren't most Native Americans hairless? And they aren't werewolves. They're shapeshifters. They don't change at the full moon and rip people to shreds.
17. B - April 27, 2009 12:07 PM
@14 - Fake tans? They're Native American which would typically imply they're always that tan. And they stand around "half naked" in a forest because that's what the book has them do. They're "half naked" because their body temp runs way hot....just to clarify.
18. ladyarianrhod13@yahoo.com - May 6, 2009 6:17 PM
i happen to think they're hot. and yes, many natives don't have a lot of body hair. i think most fans of the book series will be pleased.
19. twilight - June 11, 2009 11:28 AM
These guys are actually really really cool.
20. JJ - July 26, 2009 5:22 PM
They are hot and awesome. In the book it says they are half naked because then there is less to carry when they change to a wolf. If they change with clothes on it rips the clothes up so they have to take them off and carry them and its easier if they just carry their trousers so they go barefoot and topless. and because of their extreme body heat.
New Moon will be great and it is so not gay!
21. anna - September 1, 2009 6:37 PM
they are not gay u r gay u dont have to like them but u dont have to put them down some peeps say they dont look like natives well they wouldnt no native americans if it bit them in the ass so u no wat if yall dont like them dont watch .is that all u guys have in ur life to get on the comp and put people down wow must realy suck to be you. dont be mad because they are actually doing something productive with there life and all u do is sit in front of ur comp. writtin crapy coments about people u dont even no .dont judge them u dont no them im not tryn to be mean seriously but keep negative comments to urself how about of that was u how wood u feel?and this is for u baldedemon . fake tan? seriously? they are native american they are supposed to be tan. how ignorent are u i mean realy....
22. liza - October 24, 2009 12:51 AM
I think they look really good. Guys always call other good looking guys gay
23. paige - November 6, 2009 8:24 AM
they look cool and the guy on the left is wearing is pants dangerously low he must be the cool one lol but the thing is their 6packs are airbrushed on you can tell by how they look sorry but its true
24. Syb - November 13, 2009 4:44 AM
They are hot stuff end of hot hot
25. JJ - November 19, 2009 9:14 PM
How PATHETIC!!!! GAY?!?!? Whether or not , NEITHER OF THESE GUYS are HOT! Actually I would consider them DISGUSTING JUNKYARD DOGS not a HOT PACK OF WOLVES.
26. RobertisRoadKill - November 20, 2009 12:50 PM
Looks like hollister partnered with hot topic in this super gay movie. Fits the brainless teenager though. What is the world coming to..