Apr 22 2009Isabella Rossellini Dressing Up as Animals and Humping Again
Green Porno, still my favorite series to feature Isabella Rossellini using the resources of an elementary school play to reenact the sex lives of animals, has a season 2, and it's available to watch NOW. This round of shorts takes a look at marine life, with the costumed Italian actress nonchalantly getting it on with whales, starfish, anglerfish, barnacles, and even: limpets! I didn't know what a limpet was prior to this, but now know their sexual ritual is basically a gender-bending game of Hatris. That's edutainment!
(via Cinematical.)
Reader Comments
1. MacMaster - April 22, 2009 1:41 PM
I find it very interesting that she almost always plays the male of the animal/bug she is portraying. I think she has penis envy!
Srlsly though, this series is great. I love to see her fucking bugs and seas creatures
2. Hal - April 22, 2009 2:54 PM
If giant squid mating doesn't hit by the end of this season, I'll be disappointed (as disappointed as someone watching her cover angler fish reproduction can really get...) - It would just be a waste of her sultry "hot elementary school teacher" voice to not cover that one.
3. mcfeely smackup - April 22, 2009 6:03 PM
If you're in the business of producing short movies...and the content of your films is more than 50% scrolling credits...you have a problem.
You either aren't creative enough to have more content, or you have too damn many people working on your films. Either way, you're a failure.
4. che-che - April 23, 2009 10:05 AM
so not too many really appreciated me for sending this link to their work place. i dont know why.
5. Deathguise - April 23, 2009 2:04 PM
those videos are extremely uncomfortable to watch, her talking about her vagina and how to reach it......noooo....
6. dude - April 27, 2009 1:49 PM
Yuk. Just plain yuk. couldn't she fade off into obscurity with some respect intact?