Apr 22 2009Final 'Wolverine' Trailer: Your Last Chance to Debate Bone Claws
The plan to advertise Wolverine by attaching the superhero to a massive, cheese-smothered pizza isn't doing so well in promoting the film (though I assume it's doing great in promoting artery clogging), so Fox has released one last trailer to give the film a final push before its May 1 release. Seems a bit excessive after that two-hour trailer a couple weeks back, but here you go:
My favorite scene was when Wolverine was like, "Let's have a pizza party, bub: extra large, extra cheese--like a pound of cheese!"
And Sabretooth was like, "Really? That seems like a disgusting amount of cheese."
"Nah, it will be great."
"No meat or anything? I thought being feral and manly was sort of your thing. How about some peppero--"
"NO! Cheese only! And a lot of it! Literally a pound of cheese."
Reader Comments
1. I am first. Getin line suck my pee im first - April 22, 2009 12:39 PM
OMG FIRST LOL
2. Igetit - April 22, 2009 12:39 PM
There were never any bones...end of story!!!
3. sully - April 22, 2009 12:50 PM
at first I was like, "what the fuck? did they cut out the helicopter scene? this trailer seems way too realistic for that." but then a wave of relief washed over me as I saw wolverine flying head first off an exploding hummer toward the necessary chopper
4. Hal - April 22, 2009 1:00 PM
Bofore hitting the jump that picture made me think I was going to watch the RESCUE DAWN trailer AGAIN.
5. Pirate - April 22, 2009 1:03 PM
In wolverine origins (the comic) it's revealed that Wolverine had bone claws before the admantium process. He also has them after Magneto strips his adamantium. Not to mention his son Daken has bone claws aswell.
K end of discussion. Besides even if it was incorrect that's the a relatively small issue compared to the way the raped Deadpool.
6. Peaked - April 22, 2009 1:12 PM
So Wolverine is American now? What a crock of horse shit. He's Canadian get over it.
7. Somebody - April 22, 2009 1:12 PM
How does the metal grow on broken off bone claws by Creed? WTF?!
8. i actually watched the trailer - April 22, 2009 1:15 PM
@2 & 5 - um, you can actually SEE the bone claws in this trailer. Are you BLIND?! Oh--- I get it. You're just f%$kin with us. Well played.
And by well played I mean get over the Deadpool thing - nobody knows or cares who he is.
"end of discussion"
9. Anon - April 22, 2009 1:21 PM
"Tell me how would you like to really serve your country?"
Canada?
10. hannibal - April 22, 2009 1:28 PM
@9 anon:
"I'd serve it with some fava beans and wash it down with a nice Chianti."
11. The Skwerl - April 22, 2009 1:28 PM
I would like to serve my country a Kit Kat Bar...give me a break give me a break ..break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!!
12. MacMaster - April 22, 2009 1:51 PM
The only thing canon between this film and the original X-Men film from 2000 is that Hugh Jackman is wolverine....
13. Sithlord - April 22, 2009 1:59 PM
FOR REAL, for the people who haven't see this movie, they've just spooned fed it to you w/ a bagillion trailers. Dark Knight did the same shit w/ a lot of trailers and 12 movie clips. What the hell??? Do movies that we know little about before watching exist anymore???
That's what was good about the 90's. You saw 1-2 trailers and that's all you got till the movie came out. No giveaways.
14. soahc - April 22, 2009 2:11 PM
Just saw the movie. Thanks Fish! Thanks Trailer Addict! Now I don't need to spend the money on a ticket.
15. Pirate - April 22, 2009 2:30 PM
@8. i actually watched the trailer - April 22, 2009 1:15 PM
Deadpool is a god among fictional men.
16. Me! - April 22, 2009 3:09 PM
@ 0:55- is that Foreman??
17. STFUP - April 22, 2009 3:29 PM
#2 Wrong, wrong, wrong! Go back & read your comics! #5 got it right.
18. Icehawg - April 22, 2009 6:42 PM
Wolverine has claws?
19. Nathiest - April 22, 2009 7:35 PM
Just as long as they fix what they did to Deadpool I can't wait to see the movie.
20. marvelHead - April 22, 2009 11:30 PM
dude this is gonna be weak. i thought his claws were made of iron or aluminum, in the picture it looks like tree branches. another example of movie studios messing it up for us true fans. how hard is it to follow the source materials. and what's up with him fighting in a war, the x-men never fought in vietnam. i'm boycotting this movie and so should everyone else.
21. Delgo - April 23, 2009 1:06 AM
I choose to debate Bone Claw debating instead.
22. GET IN LINE IM FIRST UH HUH - April 23, 2009 2:15 AM
@ #20
NO JACK ASS. HE HAS THE BONE CLAWS FIRST THEN THE WEAPON X THING PUT THE ADAMANTIUM METAL ON HIS BONES. YOU RETARD. THIS MOVIE WILL SHOW YOU THAT AND ITS IN THE COMICS OMG YOURE STUPID. SCREW CANADA AND ALSO DEADPOOL OS COOL AS HELL AND THE COOL AND WTF IS THAT GUY COMMENTED ON NO ONE KNOWS WHO DEADPOOL IS YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THAT GUY? FUCK YOUR COUCH
23. STD - April 23, 2009 3:16 AM
What's with the bone claws? Wolverine never ever ever had/has/will have bone claws. Fuck that shit, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
24. True Fan - April 23, 2009 3:18 AM
I love it when tards say something about being a true fan yet they don't know the truth about the characters that they are supposed fans of... way to fail at life. But yes Deadpool is the man.
25. Carlito - April 23, 2009 4:11 AM
Bone claws? damnn hope this motha fucking movie doesnt dissappoint
26. Bladedemon - April 23, 2009 4:39 AM
Ah the hated bone claws . . . Let me explain for those who are throwing a strop because Wolverine (to quote someone above) "never ever ever had/has/will have bone claws". READ ORIGINS YOU TOOL!!!
I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of Origins. I think it's weak, forced and ultimately quite cowardly in it's approach and most importantly not epic. I never got a sense of awesomeness from it and I should have. I've read that story before . . . Everyone has. It should have been amazing. I'd say I was waiting 15 years to find out what happened and it wasn't for that!!! It was just a painful piece of ret-conning (look it up if you don't know what it means) BUT he did have bones claws and it is actually published by Marvel, so you know, the bones claws are in fact official! SO SHUT THE BLEEP UP ABOUT THEM NOT EXISTING.
You can not like that he was given them, you can hate the comic, you can hate Marvel for publishing it, or hate the guys who wrote it, but the claws are part of him now, so just please deal with it. The rest of us have.
27. DG - April 23, 2009 5:35 AM
Seriously people who keep saying that Wolverine does not have bone claws are retards. It is so well known that in a later issue, Magneto ripped out all the adamantium from his bones, revealing the bone claws which later smashed into pieces.
And yes, the raping of Deadpool is a travesty. He is one of the funniest and entertaining characters in the X-Menverse. Pity Omega Red isn't in this. He's actually quite integral in the Wolverine Origins storyline. I just don't get how Gambit fits into all of this... and Cyclops as well.
@20
The X-Men didn't fight in Vietnam. Wolverine did. If you were a 'true fan', you'd know that Wolverine actually once fought side by side with Captain America against the Red Skull.
28. googleMania - April 23, 2009 9:03 AM
@20
Hey retard he had bone claws first then Magneto did an experiment on him and gave him aluminum claws. If you were a real fan you would know that. Also, everyone knows he was a sergeant in the Army and that's were he meets Scott Sumner for the first time. Scott gets shot in the eyes by Germans and thats how he gets his laser eyes. Maybe you should learn more about the source material yourself.
29. Bladedemon - April 23, 2009 11:03 AM
#20 Actually you're right. Totally right and everyone else completely crazy. His claws were totally made of aluminium . . .
You don't get to talk anymore about X-Men. Aluminium. Not at all.
30. jeff - April 23, 2009 11:13 AM
you're all idiots
31. daniel - April 23, 2009 11:20 AM
fuck deadpool. this is a movie about wolverine. get over it. and for your information, wolverine never had bone claws. they're cartilage claws.
32. deadpool - April 23, 2009 12:08 PM
#30 also has it right.. you tools are all idots.... spend some time in the fresh air away from your monitors...
33. I am first. Getin line suck my pee im first - April 23, 2009 12:15 PM
DIS SOME BULLSHIT NOW OK GAMBIT IS IN IT JUST BECAUSE OF THE DEMAND FOR HIM IN TEH MOVIES OK WE SHOULD SEE THAT ONE. I SHOULDNT HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU? OH WAIT I JUST DID GOD UR STUPID.
34. Delgo - April 23, 2009 1:34 PM
Ok Kanye
35. markonius maximus - April 23, 2009 3:36 PM
This movie is actually better than most of you might think.
Way better than all the X-Men movies combined... Yes, even part 2.
Even though Night Crawler was pretty dope.
36. Ark - April 23, 2009 3:42 PM
lulz
1lb of cheese and nothing else on a pizza is a travesty, and a good step toward having clogged arteries
37. wait - April 23, 2009 11:42 PM
wait, I don't get it. How do aluminium claws make a Hum-V explode?
38. geekish - April 24, 2009 5:40 AM
@37: Its Adamantium. apperantly an indistructable, unbendable god-like metal. It cuts through everything and everyone.
@ some other dorks: At first, Wolverine DID HAVE bone-claws. read the comics, or read your daily wikipedia at least.
@ the neverending naggers: Jesus, it's a freaking fictional movie. If you wanna see real life crap, go watch some animal planet. How come you're not questioning people turning into diamonds, expandng metal claws and teleport around, but think the movie is weird because one of them cuts a car into shreds with his claws…
39. Pop - April 24, 2009 10:55 AM
@28
Oh my god. Magneto did experiments? On Wolverine? Wtf have you been watching/reading?
40. geof - April 24, 2009 5:12 PM
you guys are missing the BIG question:
why is Will.i.am in this movie?!!!!
Seriously!!!
they coldn't find anyone else to play Wraith?
41. mike - April 25, 2009 9:31 PM
of course he had bone claws. the era of feral wolverine is well documented through the comic books. the adamantium was plated around his bone, but he was born with bone claws and superhuman healing ability. (he's a *mutant*, remember? stryker/the military just made him stronger.)
42. STD - April 26, 2009 1:18 AM
You guys who say he had bone claws. Please get your facts straight: Wolverine never had bone claws. You guys are losers and probably don't even know who Dazzler is. You don't know anything and now the candy is on your face.
NO BONE CLAWS IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43. Steve - April 26, 2009 9:31 PM
Not saying wikipedia is the end all to everything in the world, but check out the 3rd paragraph in this link. Recent comics (called Origins) has given Wolverine bone claws as a kid. I personally think its uber retarded, and even worse in the movie, but oh well!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(comics)
44. Zebulon - April 27, 2009 9:55 AM
bone claws.
he was born in the south(bible belt in the 1800's)
Nathan summers rules lets force him to make an apperance.
Will anything top new hope?
never.
@42 fail.
45. TruthIsPainful - April 27, 2009 11:53 AM
As long as big wigs run the studios, they will continue to make popcorn munching blockbusters in order to sell tickets and fill seats. Will.I.Am is in this movie b/c of his agent. Or some way like that. Don't you know how these things work? Watch HBO's Entourage. Even though that show has real actors portraying themselves as douchbags doesn't mean it isn't all fake. The real fake of the matter is that Money controls Hollywood.
Hollywood studios will NEVER stay true to the original material or comic book unless the creator of the series is writing the script or is involved in the production. Even then, the creator might fudge up his own idea just to make it more appealing or marketable because some big wig. It takes balls to make a film without being influenced. Until then, they will continue to rip-off our beloved TV shows and comics to make themselves richer.
In closing. You honestly want me to believe you're not going to watch this movie b/c it's not like the comic? Bull. You're going to bend over and take it like a man and still fork over your $15 bucks. Boycotting only makes them stronger. Negative publicity is still the best publicity. If you really hate the raping of your comic book characters, start a movement and get some media attention to change it. If not, shut up and deal with it. END OF DISCUSSION!
46. devilsrain - April 29, 2009 10:23 PM
40. You got that one right. He shouldve never have been in this movie. As well as Van Wilder. Prepare for an Epic Pile Of Shit
47. TruthIsPainful - April 30, 2009 11:37 AM
40. and 46. You're both right. As I mentioned, Will.I.Am got his publicist and agent to get him this part. I am afraid to think that Fox approached him for the role. Actually, according to Wikipedia, Will.I.Am got the role because he always wanted to play a mutant from the comic books. Yeah, so does every little boy in superhero underoos. How he actually got the role is Hollywood at work. Boy, if I had a dime for every actor wanting to play a comic book character I'D be a rich man. Hollywood is a money game, man!
48. GET IN LINE IM FIRST UH HUH - May 1, 2009 2:01 AM
I WANT BE WHEN DID IT?
49. postmanjoe - May 1, 2009 2:11 AM
sadly this movie was a fail, they screwed up the origin and deadpool in a big way, its a shiny piece of crap which could serve as a simple cock tease to die hard fans.
50. Narcissist - May 4, 2009 5:09 AM
Watched this. It's mostly an extended trailer anyway. I guess I liked it better than X-3. Some fluff to look at.
51. Dick Gozinya - May 13, 2009 9:48 AM
Bone claws are for the gays. That shit was always stupid in the comics. It was written originally that the claws were added so he would always have a weapon. Then in origins some limp dick decided it would be cool to say that one of his mutant powers were also these bone claws that in the comics looked like a drumstick that a pitbull was chewing on.
Also Deadpool was one of those characters that Rob Liefeld just ripped off from DC, changed around letters of the characters real name and hacked together like all the other bullshit he did. He would draw guys with like 15 abs and add extra muscles all over in his drawings. One panel the guy is like 3x as big as another guy then the panel after that they would be about the same size. That guy was a fuck.