The plan to advertise Wolverine by attaching the superhero to a massive, cheese-smothered pizza isn't doing so well in promoting the film (though I assume it's doing great in promoting artery clogging), so Fox has released one last trailer to give the film a final push before its May 1 release. Seems a bit excessive after that two-hour trailer a couple weeks back, but here you go:
My favorite scene was when Wolverine was like, "Let's have a pizza party, bub: extra large, extra cheese--like a pound of cheese!"
And Sabretooth was like, "Really? That seems like a disgusting amount of cheese."
"Nah, it will be great."
"No meat or anything? I thought being feral and manly was sort of your thing. How about some peppero--"
"NO! Cheese only! And a lot of it! Literally a pound of cheese."
I lost track of the times in this trailer I thought, "That's going to happen too?" Wolverine fights in every war, meets half the mutants in the Marvel universe, jumps onto a moving helicopter--he's basically a feral Forrest Gump. Either this movie is going to be four hours long... / Continue →
Yahoo! Movies has posted the third and final X-Men Origins: Wolverine TV spot. This is the one that reminds you that Wolverine's origin somehow involves a maskless Deadpool, young Cyclops, Emma Frost turning into diamond, and the presence of Will.i.am. Enjoy.
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While it lasts, here's a cell phone's interpretation of the Wolverine trailer. I haven't heard this many people screaming and cheering at mutton chops since Chester A. Arthur took the oath of office with his shirt off. Which I also have cell phone footage of.
(Thanks, Joshua.)... / Continue →