Apr 21 2009'Downloading Nancy' Trailer: She's Being Sucked Into the Cyberverse!
OK, so let's say you see there's a trailer for a new Maria Bello movie, and all you know about this thing is that it's title is Downloading Nancy. Logically, wouldn't you expect the film to contain some variation of the above scene to happen? It only makes sense, right?
Well, prepared to be disappointed. It's more like a confusing semi-erotic thriller with Speed 2 playing the creepy kid from American Beauty:
Weird how the Judging Amy lady is in this. She must really try for all "present participle followed by a lady's name" parts.
Reader Comments
1. zphr - April 21, 2009 3:56 PM
FFFIIIIIRRRRSSSTTTT
2. zphr - April 21, 2009 3:57 PM
LOL WUT UP JOE AND JOHN AND JESSICA
3. zphr - April 21, 2009 3:57 PM
AND EMILY AND MINSKY AND EVERYONE I FORGOT.
4. Chris - April 21, 2009 4:37 PM
STAR FOX
5. orb205 - April 21, 2009 4:53 PM
Sooo, there wont be a final battle scene in a room full of CRT monitors that all have Nancy's face on them?
6. slippy - April 21, 2009 5:05 PM
I believe that I had a dream JUST like that pic in the late 90's. Packard Bell, Starfox, and all. Except it was Jenny McCarthy instead of Maria Bello.
Or maybe it was Linda Tripp :(
7. Bickleton Wigglesworth III - April 21, 2009 5:08 PM
Nancy's a dirty whore. I like that in my women.
8. hmmmmm - April 21, 2009 8:53 PM
not too sure about a movie whose trailer uses a free background template from Motion ......
LO BUDG!!!!!!!
9. Drunkman - April 22, 2009 2:49 PM
Why is Mario Bello being eaten by a Starfox boss?
10. Frank - April 26, 2009 5:50 PM
Actualizing Susan
Investigating Minerva
Stonewalling Amanda
Fleeing Cosette
I'm looking forward to those movies.
11. uh-huh - May 28, 2009 8:12 PM
The only way I'd "logically" think that is if I were a TOTAL IDIOT!