Apr 23 2009Buy This Advertisement for Wolverine Razors; Also, Buy Wolverine Razors
So, you're a Wolverine fan. You've been ordering a Papa John's X-Men Origins X-treme Cheese Pizza every night in celebration of the new movie coming out, but there's still... an emptiness--which is strange, because your stomach is stuffed well over capacity with nearly a pound of cheese. The problem is Wolverine pizza is just too ephemeral. You need something that will last longer than the forty-eight hours it takes to digest all that mozzarella and garlic dipping butter. Something you can scrapbook, maybe. Something like this 2009 WOLVERINE Schick Quattro Razors ad on eBay!
You're probably thinking it's a photocopy. It's NOT a photocopy!:
This newspaper insert advertisement (which measures approximately 7x10.5 inches) has light wear, but is still in good shape! Not a photocopy. The images on the back are showing through some.
(Thanks, Odessa.)
That's the real deal, man: newsprint. And the light wear probably makes it even more valuable; gives it a story. BUY IT NOW for $9.95 (+$3 shipping)! With the attached coupon, that almost pays for itself.
Still not convinced? Then watch this awesome ad for the razors! I can't get it to load, but I assume it loosely connects Wolverine's three claws to the four blades of this revolutionary shaving device.
Reader Comments
1. Mr.Nevermind - April 23, 2009 3:24 PM
WOW!! Cool?
2. Hal - April 23, 2009 3:25 PM
If it was the SNIKT QUATTRO ADIMANTIUM TRIPLE RAZOR maybe we could talk... if my mouth wasn't stuffed with SO MUCH CHEESE. Maybe there could be a BUB LIGHT beer to wash that down.
3. MacMaster - April 23, 2009 3:58 PM
Yeah I saw that commercial last night. Dude has a full beard and uses the razor to liken his beard to Wolverine's.
4. furthfinkl - April 23, 2009 6:31 PM
Yeah, anyone else find it ironic that the poster-boy for this ad is wolverine, the man who has never shaved in his 100+ year life?
5. Thundergirl - April 23, 2009 8:05 PM
It's like he's using his girlfriend's "highly questionable" Schick bikini trimmer (as seen on geekologie). but on his face. because that's what MEN do.
6. Anon.E.Moss - April 23, 2009 11:12 PM
@4, I was just going to mention that. :P
7. Anon.E.Moss - April 23, 2009 11:24 PM
World's greatest spokesman right there. Never used the product but his face will still make it sell.
8. dwayne - April 24, 2009 10:03 PM
...they should have just done the next logical step...and released a razor with 6 blades..and actually tie it in to wolverine.
9. Charley Kane - April 25, 2009 7:14 PM
How fantastically tacky.