Apr 28 2009Breakfast, if the Morning Routine Were Directed by Michael Bay
Obviously there would be more explosions, cameras rotating around characters, and at least one shot where the hero walks in slow motion towards the camera, but otherwise this is pretty accurate:
(Thanks, Conor.)
At the very least, something should catch on fire. Come on.
Reader Comments
1. Dogless - April 28, 2009 4:51 PM
Michael Bay is a shit eating hack.
2. Windier E. Megatons - April 28, 2009 4:57 PM
Yeah, I understand it's just some dude making this and so have no expectation of explosions, but that cereal box needed to explode, or something.
3. Dorian - April 28, 2009 5:22 PM
Splosions or no, the Michael Bay signature move is inter-cutting a new extreme camera angle every quarter second or less. I could totally tell where the characters were in relationship to one another, and what they were doing, throughout this piece, which eliminates it from being a true Bay homage. Reminds me more of the opening sequences of Bigelow's "Point Break" -- the rain and slow mo in particular.
4. GladtoSay - April 28, 2009 5:42 PM
I think that girl is fine gotta give it up for his gf or wife whomever she is :D
5. Hal - April 28, 2009 7:34 PM
You could have at least thrown Old Glory in there - and some Orange Hue tint.
6. JACK - April 28, 2009 8:21 PM
Conor's a lame asshole.
7. Ben - April 28, 2009 10:18 PM
Is anyone else getting a little bit irritated by the 2 Sex and the City Movie ads that are popping up with every new tab opened to view a trailer and/or comments? I guess they must make good money.. how many of you are clicking on it? Own up ;)
8. J-Red - April 28, 2009 10:51 PM
What? No car chase?
9. JASON - April 29, 2009 3:39 AM
I agree, Conor is a lame asshole. I met him and I would pay big money if you can find someone who is lamer or more of an asshole.
10. Tim - April 29, 2009 12:22 PM
There is no larger douche than Michael Bay.
11. todders - April 29, 2009 1:11 PM
needs more explosions...
You haven't seen anything until you've seen Macho Man Randy Savage take a bong rip of salvia... AND FREAK OUT:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/166
12. Mooney - April 29, 2009 3:56 PM
This film was made by Chris Capel. I'm sure he loves the reblog, but some credit should probably be given.
13. Paul Kim - April 29, 2009 4:15 PM
I want to have secks with Conor.
14. TruthIsPainful - April 29, 2009 5:17 PM
What was the point of watching some fake "Michael Bay" whatif video? Well, thanks for wasting my time I Watch Stuff.
If it's not Scottish, it's crap!
15. helol - May 4, 2009 12:39 PM
Dogless, Truthispainful
go back to africa
16. cereal connoseur - May 4, 2009 1:06 PM
That cereal looked delicious. Is it only available in America?