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Breakfast, if the Morning Routine Were Directed by Michael Bay

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Obviously there would be more explosions, cameras rotating around characters, and at least one shot where the hero walks in slow motion towards the camera, but otherwise this is pretty accurate:

(Thanks, Conor.)

At the very least, something should catch on fire. Come on.

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