'Armored' Trailer: Not a Straight-to-Video 'Iron Man' Rip-Off

April 16, 2009 Comments

The Queen Latifah/Diane Keaton/Katie Holmes comedy Mad Money and Oceans 11 spent twenty minutes under the bleachers, and now we have this:

You can practically see the producer's Sharpie crossing out the word "car" on the screenplay's cover. "Punchier, see? Now to get some star power. What's Skeet Ulrich's number again?"

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