Mar 19 2009'Sorority Row' Trailer: Sorority Life Isn't All Pillow Fights -- Sometimes It's MURDER
Why isn't I Know What You Did Last Summer part of the standard school curriculum yet? College-age kids need to know that, if they accidentally kill someone and subsequently try to cover it up, someone will inevitably know what they did last summer, put on a murderin' hood, and come for revenge. Get IKWYDLS into classrooms. Let the children know it's better to confess their crimes and face the consequences than to face the wrath of a hooded serial killer. Or at least let them know that I Know What You Did Last Summer exists so that they won't grow up and make it again:
"Oh, we're chopping up the body? OK, I'll start by plunging a tire iron into her heart. That's chopping up, right? I'm helping?"
Also, Carrie Fisher is the killer.
Reader Comments
1. bro_mole - March 19, 2009 5:07 PM
Wow seriously... why in the hell did he stab her in the heart?? that's so retarded... other than that... it doesn't look too bad... right?!
2. k - March 19, 2009 7:23 PM
they really are fighting for ways to make ridiculous horror films about people accidentally dying.
also audrina patridge is almost as good an actor as the tire iron used in all the murders.
3. BeccaBoob - March 19, 2009 11:14 PM
This seems to me to be as good as Black Christmas.Which is not good at all.
4. Nick - March 20, 2009 8:44 AM
But...but...but...there are sexy college juniors!
5. Joseph - March 20, 2009 10:51 AM
WTF seriously WTF. The original is one of the best 80s slashers. Its not a great film, but its perfect in what it was. This seems like crap. As much crap as the Prom Night remake. Ill give you Carrie Fisher, but thats about it.
The only remake I want is a Freddy vs Jason deal with Carrie Fisher vs. Margot Kidder. MMMMMMMM
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7. leg3nd - March 20, 2009 11:21 AM
I know what you did last summer?
Remember children it always a good idea to call the cops when something stupid happens. Live guilt free or be killed.
8. mike - March 24, 2009 11:43 AM
just another movie with not NEARLY enough boobies in it given the premise
9. SevenTwoFour - May 16, 2009 6:27 PM
My wife is an extra in that movie. Mostly in the party and graduation scenes. Our Honda was used in the film too.
10. daphne - July 27, 2009 3:33 PM
her secret is tht she has a sickness tht makes her look younger but shes really a 33 woman who seduces the husband n if she cant seduce him she kills him n the family n she was at a mental inatitute called the suarnne institute n p.s i saw the movie thts how i know this n she wears the ribons on her neck n wrists cuz she has scars from tht white suit they put on crazy people so she couldnt get outp.p.s her name is ester
11. C - September 9, 2009 12:59 AM
To the writer of this article, did you really just spoil who the killer is? That sucks!!!! I am sure that this film will be nothing good, great or special to me, but I wanted some level of surprise to still be there. Damn.
12. C - September 9, 2009 1:03 AM
But then again, if Carie Fisher is the killer, then who was the cloaked person she was talking to? Oh well. I suppose I'll just have to see the film to see if you were joking or not about that.
13. carolina b. - September 15, 2009 12:14 PM
i saw the movie,its actually pretty good && noo he didnt just spoil who the kller is..they didnt show the killer in the previews....try waching it instead of jumping to conclusions..