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New 'Terminator Salvation' Trailer May Be Only Hope You Have, John Connor


Bad news, future resistance leader John Connor: The Terminator monsters outnumber us humans, they're killing us, and they've started wearing our human skins as disguise coats. But on the plus side, you're kissing the Lady in the Water, so you're doing alright too. This video should summarize things.

(Thanks, K. Lee.)

I'm looking forward to the scene where Christian Bale somehow ends up riding on the back of one of those motorcycle Terminators; that Terminator is going to be flipping the fuck out.

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  • December 4, 2008
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  • December 9, 2008
    John Connor has been talking this shit about leading a future resistance against the Terminators for so long; it's about time these robot fellows made him walk the walk. Here's the new trailer for Terminator Salvation (with Japanese subtitles, for your hard-of-hearing Japanese ... / Continue →
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