Mar 16 2009More Exciting Word Choice Proves Effective for 'Race to Witch Mountain'
The box office this weekend:
1. Race to Witch Mountain - $25 million. My primitive mind found this version much more exciting than the original because the word "escape" had been switched to "race". You know--like RACING?
2. Watchmen - $18.1 million. Audience numbers dropped 67% this week following accusations that some male audience members were "looking." Dude, I was so not looking. You were looking.
3. The Last House on the Left - $14.7 million. Not everyone wanted to see a guy's head cooked in a microwave. Why would that be?
4. Taken - $6.7 million. Seriously, have you been TAKEN? I'm going to keep asking until you are.
5. Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail - $5.1 million. I can't be the only one waiting for Tyler Perry's Madea's Le Trou.
Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]
Reader Comments
1. Stuey - March 16, 2009 12:54 PM
I looked and then looked at my gal and said, Yeah hope you aren't expecting that.
Personal FAIL
P.S. I hope I fucked up all the FIRST retards by not saying it. HA eat it.
2. GET IN LINE IM FIRST UH HUH - March 16, 2009 1:17 PM
FIRST LOL SUCK MINE PEEPEE
3. sully - March 16, 2009 1:59 PM
@1 You did say it
4. Stuey - March 18, 2009 10:49 AM
No I didn't ass bag, I referenced all of the FIRST retards.
BOOM, over your head sucka!
5. Alex - March 18, 2009 2:42 PM
What is "looking"?
6. Stuey - March 20, 2009 12:49 PM
@5, in Watchmen, 90% of the movie is a big screen shot of a glowing blue dong.